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Comedy @FunxComedy

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Comedy @FunxComedy

11 years ago

My homework isn't done, but I sure am.

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11 years ago

Always go out in public dressed like you’re about to meet the love of your life.

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11 years ago

If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?

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11 years ago

"ok" and "okay" sound different in my head "k" is the worst

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11 years ago

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.

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11 years ago

Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot.

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11 years ago

Do you ever start writing a tweet and halfway through you’re just like “nah”

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11 years ago

Later losers.

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11 years ago

Tips on falling in love: 1. Don't

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11 years ago

bae = bacon and eggs

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11 years ago

I love sleeping. It’s the only time when you can escape reality.

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11 years ago

Can I unfollow my problems

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11 years ago

People change and we must be okay with that.

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11 years ago

Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.

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11 years ago

If you bring me food, I will love you forever.

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11 years ago

I have abs...........olutely nothing.

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Comedy @FunxComedy

12 years ago

Eating schedule: Breakfast Snack Brunch Snack Lunch Snack Snack Pre dinner Dinner Snack Desert Snack Midnight snack Repeat

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12 years ago

I miss the days when homework was just... Coloring.

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12 years ago

When I'm quiet: 1) tired 2) don't have anything to talk about 3) over-thinking 4) upset 5) falling apart 6) all of the above

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12 years ago

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWN mouth softly because I like u

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