FuzzyMomBrain @FuzzyMomBrain
Chronicling the mundane, everyday, scary, ridiculous, funny, & sleep-deprived mommy thoughts Oklahoma, USA Joined March 2016-
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FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
Daily Routine: 7am: Today is going to be a great day! 9am: We're a little off plan, but we can still have a good day. 11am: This is fine. Everything's fine. 1pm: Today is a shit show! 3pm: *drinking* 5pm: WTF, now I have to make dinner?! 7pm: *just dazed and shouting*
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FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
Here is the video from our storm tracking unit as the tornado rolled over the Riverwind Casino.
Who was Gerry and what did he rig??? #deepthoughts
When your toddler sleeps in past 10am
My 19mo old slept in til 10 today #isthisreallife #myhappydance
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
Being an adult is great for people who like to drink 32 ounces of coffee and still feel tired all the time
Toddler has been up for 2 hrs...I've sat down and gotten up approximately 120x
The dried up hot pink play dough on my carpet, walls, and fireplace really accents the toddlerhood in my home...
Logistics of Getting into a Storm Shelter wifeofameteorologist.com/2017/03/26/log…
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
You haven’t seen true anger until you’ve watched a toddler trying to carry three things with two hands.
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
I am the most dedicated gym person I know who comes exclusively for the childcare.
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
I turned off the TV today and made my kids play board games like it was 1955 and now I know why all of our grandparents were alcoholics
Read somewhere that a #toddler can accomplish more in 1 #unsupervised minute than most ppl can all day. I believe that is the absolute truth
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
How many meals comprised of cereal can I feed my kids in one week before it's considered child neglect?
A parent's magic trick :: waking baby from nap without entering their room *starts doing something productful* "Wahhhhhhhhh"
90% of my hangars are plastic vs. wire so I'm almost a #grownup #adulting #goals #almostthere #adultingwin
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
"You can't handle the truth!" - My mirror first thing in the morning
Shows I didn't care about 15 months ago that I now wake up to: @BobtheBuilder at 6am @ReadyJetGoPBS at 630am #momlife #momproblems #boymom
FuzzyMomBrain retweeted
And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced.
Ok, done w fried food infomercials onto @CountryHeatDnce I'm getting mixed messages, hubby wants both the fryer and country heat now
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