Guillotine Leagues @GLchop
Welcome to Guillotine Leagues. Survive, advance, and be crowned the ultimate fantasy football champion. https://t.co/7pdTlzqdxM or download our iOS app guillotineleagues.com Minneapolis, MN Joined June 2019-
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We apologize for the site issues you're all experiencing this evening. We know it's extremely frustrating to experience outages like this during crucial draft moments. If you were in a paid league, we'll be refunding all actively drafting paid leagues by tomorrow. If you were in…
Week 1 is here! Now, make sure you don't get CHOPPED in the first week of the season! @PaulCharchian and @btxj debate on the teammates they would rather draft in Guillotine Leagues™ at their ADP. Watch here: youtu.be/lVZXTL4TMyM
We’re aware the site is having issues during your drafts this evening. To avoid further outages, we’ll be rolling out a fix overnight to improve your drafting experience. If your picks were impacted, please reach out to support at [email protected] and we’re happy to…
Every pick matters in your Guillotine League™ lineup! @thorku gives you FOUR players to avoid in your GL drafts! fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
Playing in your first (or 50th) Guillotine League™? @PaulCharchian has everything you need to survive the chop! 🪓 fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
Undraftable in Guillotine League™ and only worthy of a late round pick in standard leagues.
Undraftable in Guillotine League™ and only worthy of a late round pick in standard leagues.
In the newest episode of CHOP: The Guillotine Leagues™ Podcast, I do battle with @MattFtheOracle over five players upon whom we have major disagreements. You can vote on who got it right! youtube.com/watch?v=Fzlz8V…
streaming a @GLchop league tonight at 8pm et got 17 heavy hitters from the deposit kingdom in the league & a bunch will be joining me on stream throughout the draft see ya there: youtube.com/live/D62xJoLvC…
streaming a @GLchop league tonight at 8pm et got 17 heavy hitters from the deposit kingdom in the league & a bunch will be joining me on stream throughout the draft see ya there: youtube.com/live/D62xJoLvC…
The fantasy hive mind tends to homogenize everyone's player predictsions. But on the CHOP podcast, I battle with @MattWaldman over five players upon whom we have very different opinions. youtube.com/watch?v=Fzlz8V…
In Guillotine Leagues™ you want reliable high-floor players. Here's uniquely ideal players to target in each of the first 10 rounds: fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
Guillotine Leagues™ Commissioners, Custom draft order is now LIVE on the Web! • Users cannot be removed once draft order is set • If a draft order isn't set, one will randomize 1 hour before draft • Custom draft order will be available on iOS in the next update…
Waiver Wire Deadline is TODAY at 3 p.m. ET! Learn how to set your waiver wire in Guillotine Leagues™: bit.ly/475HmQt
Guillotine Leagues™ Waiver Wire are fast approaching! Learn how to use your FAAB and all about the bidding process so you don't get chopped! 🪓 fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
Don't blow your FAAB all on one player! We're showing you how to set up your waiver wire In Guillotine Leagues™! 🔗: fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
i'm running back the deposit kingdom @GLchop again for youtube members (sunday at 8pm et) free entry & i'm kicking in almost 1k in prizes there are details/submission form in the deposit kingdom server ("best ball breakfast" channel) if you are submitting & want to increase…
Can we trust Travis Kelce and Cooper Kupp in Guillotine Leagues™? Or will they get us chopped in Week 1? 🪓 @PaulCharchian and @thorku break down the players they WILL NOT DRAFT. Plus, Thor's surprise blacklist player you won't believe. WATCH: youtube.com/watch?v=BCRaVq…
It’s not that you can’t draft CMC in Guillotine Leagues™, it’s just that he spikes the risk profile for your entire team. It’s like picking up sushi at 7-11.
It’s not that you can’t draft CMC in Guillotine Leagues™, it’s just that he spikes the risk profile for your entire team. It’s like picking up sushi at 7-11.
Beware Christian McCaffrey In Round 1! @PaulCharchian identifies 10 players, one per round, who have the greatest level of concern going into a Guillotine Leagues™ Draft in 2025, 🔗: fantasylife.com/articles/guill…
James Cook and the Bills have agreed to a 4-yr/$48 million contract extension, with $30M guaranteed, per @TomPelissero. Cook returned to practice on Tuesday — after sitting out for "business" reasons since Aug. 3rd. The RB will now make $12M/yr. Are you drafting the 2x Pro…
We experienced about a one-hour server outage tonight that impacted drafts and site performance. If you were drafting in a paid public league, your draft and league will still be active, and your entry fee will be refunded to your account. This will still be a real money league.…
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