GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

Various quotes from @GameGrumps every 60 minutes. Currently possibly broken possibly by Elon Musk's genius. FANMADE Joined April 2016

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

2 years ago

// It seems I'm unable to log back into the site that hosted the bot, with an error saying the authorization token is invalid. I tried to look up fixes, but can't get it to work. Does anyone know a site that hosts bots? Throw some suggestions at me, if you got any

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

That's just a straight-up penis.

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

What would Game Grumps be without the patented Arin Hanson Path of Most Resistance

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

I know when that in order to have sex you pee on the girl, but, where do you pee?

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

I was planning to play this on my own, and go out with Monika, and and jerk off to this game, and now, now I'm not gonna. You have lost a J.O. customer

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

Improv exercise: Sometimes every body goes to Italy and sucks a big huge lollipop yaaaayy...

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

If you had the chance to kill Arin, would you? What, yes, of course!

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

Honey is not sugar, it's honey. It's different, I'm serious. It's a different thing!

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

His head is weird

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

IT'S NO FUCKING USE! IT'S NO USE! HAAAAH, YOU'RE DEAD SON, YOU'RE MOTHERFUCKING DEAD SON! I WIN! MY WIN! ARIN WINS! SILVER WINS! SONIC WINS!

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

DON'T FUCKING JUMP AT ME, YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I'LL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS!! Next time on Game Grumps... I'LL GIVE YOU A FUCKING HERNIA!!

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

Doctor, I... Have bad news, I... ... ... ...Can't figure out how to make this funny

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

Mind if I fly with you? FFUCK off Carl

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

More like my head smashed through the windshield and I'm dead and so are you. Spoiler alert. Can I sit down?

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

GET OOUTTA HEERE!

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GameGrumpsBot @GameGrumps_Bot

3 years ago

I was going to say a bad word. It's okay. I was going to say the C- word, I was going to call you the C-word. Were you going to call me a "Chocolate Cunt"?