DJKO @GameOverDJK

The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich. United Kingdom Joined June 2009

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𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 @_DIGB

a day ago

“You hear that emergency alert yesterday? Fucking shat myself” will be triple platinum office small talk tomorrow Chronic

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Zack Polanski @ZackPolanski

4 days ago

Since this is apparently a resigning matter, I’ll just leave this here… theguardian.com/politics/2025/…

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WulfHelm 💙🖤 @Wulf_Helm

6 days ago

The current state of political discourse in the UK.

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Introverts can stay inside for days and weeks. No plans. No people. No drama. No nothing. Just chilling alone. Reading. Meditating. Listening music. Staring at walls. Watching movies. Walking. Snacking. Napping. Thinking about life and all. And trust me, they regret nothing.

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SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons

a week ago

Isak: “oh, that’s a picture of me and my Newcastle squad. I was their striker. They were my loyal teammates”

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🐇 e𝓂ily ミ⑨ @emilyedie07

2 weeks ago

he’s from fucking peru

King Arthur @Antipolluters

2 weeks ago

he’s from fucking peru

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

2 weeks ago

The Tesco self-checkout worker watching me scan a carrier bag.

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Darren McGarvey @lokiscottishrap

2 weeks ago

Jim Davidson agrees with Rylan just in case you need a sense of how wrong Rylan is.

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Just Stop Oil @JustStop_Oil

2 weeks ago

So you're saying if we'd sprayed stuff white and then put a red cross on it the media would have supported us? You live and learn I guess.

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Peter McCarthy @movetotheleft2

2 weeks ago

Zia Yusuf: "The British people are fed up" "The British people are fed up..." "The British people are fed up" "The British people are sick and tired..." I'm "British people" and I'm "sick and tired" of right-wing fruitcakes claiming they speak for me #r4today #bbcr4today

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Anne @Anniepop2027

2 weeks ago

HE will take away your right to holiday pay, sick pay, right to a fair trial, right to a minimum wage. Also he WILL remove your NHS and you will pay THOUSANDS a month in insurance … He doesn’t care because he doesn’t need any of that. It’s BS all the way @LBC @SkyNews

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Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa

2 weeks ago

I can't believe people are comparing Netanyahu to Satan. Yes, he's evil, but he's certainly not as evil as Netanyahu.

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TheNCSmaster @TheNCSmaster

2 weeks ago

Beat Donkey Kong, and have Rune Factory to play, and Shinobi, Metroid Prime, Pokémon, Ninja Gaiden 4, Trails, Silent Hill, Digimon, Dragon Quest, and Kirby Air Riders all in like the next 3 months But the internet told me gaming sucks now 🤷‍♂️

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Rob B @RobBfromDerby

2 weeks ago

“Ted, do you want to paint a traffic island with me”

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Richard Murphy @RichardJMurphy

2 weeks ago

What issue does flag waving solve? Does it: a) reduce food prices? b) reduce energy costs? c) improve the NHS? d) raise wages? e) create better jobs? f) none of the above?

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GET A GRIP @docrussjackson

2 weeks ago

🧵 The internet never forgets. A thread of tweets posted by Lucy Connolly. A reminder of the one, viewed 310,000 times, for which she was jailed, which urged people to burn down asylum seeker hotels after the #Southport attack - which had nothing to do with asylum seekers.

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Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes

2 weeks ago

@DavidLammy Israel is quaking at this, David. ‘Oh no!’, they cry, ‘David Lammy says we’re naughty!’ Keep sending the arms.

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Mark Hammond @MarkHam80780803

2 weeks ago

“Patriotism is surging across the UK. what did I say, Roy?” “You said that gangs of racist dickheads are putting flags up and getting off their heads on Stella.”

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Chris Bryant @RhonddaBryant

2 weeks ago

This is nonsense. 1 The PM had no involvement at all 2 She pleaded guilty and lost her appeal 3 The Courts are independent of politics

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Gabby Ortiz @Gabbity

3 weeks ago

Dad: “So what’s the deal with this iguana guy?” Me: “He’s from Mexico” Dad: “Really? He looks white.” Me: “He’s green.” Dad: “No, like his features.” Me: “Dad - he’s an iguana. I don’t know what else to tell you.”