Lieutenant double-yefreitor Ellie @GarfPosting

girlfriend haver, garfield enjoyer revachol Joined September 2019

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I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes

10 months ago

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vivi @mooncatvivi

10 months ago

being in your 20s is realizing you’ve been passively suicidal your whole life and never expected to survive for this long but now you have to actively participate in your own life and because you’ve spent all your life wanting to die you have no idea how to actually live

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Lieutenant double-yefreitor Ellie @GarfPosting

10 months ago

fuck

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heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver

10 months ago

why does this country hate transsexuals

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator

10 months ago

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

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Brandy Bryant 🏳️‍⚧️ @InkMasterbator

10 months ago

Trump said on day one he's banning trans people. If you voted for him then go ahead and unfollow/block me because you're dead to me.

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michael @FilledwithUrine

10 months ago

they should invent an election where you watch the results and don’t want to kiII yourself

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astrid 🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @snirbles

10 months ago

all my coworkers being shocked that i don’t like drag is the EXACT reason why i don’t like drag lol

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ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE

11 months ago

mr evrart is helping me find my gun

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lee @smallllgoblin

11 months ago

uggghhh guys... i had a fucking crazy night last night, barely remember anything.... and there's this weird tie hanging off my smoke alarm??? where did it come from????

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faith!? @soggystyrofoam

a year ago

i think either of these would probably work

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Orteil @orteil42

a year ago

i feel like if i tallied up all the sentences i've heard the most in my life, somewhere around "how're you doing" and "here's your receipt" i'd find "oh not in Utica no, it's an Albany expression"

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localthunk @LocalThunk

a year ago

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