Gary Kruah (parody) @GaryKruah
Obviously a crow, but not the real Gary. Currently into insect protein, birds, bogs and deleting replies that get too much attention. Joined January 2022-
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Rolling out the red carpet for one of the world's biggest living serial murderers. But what do we expect from a country that has produced so many of their own murderous Presidents.
Rolling out the red carpet for one of the world's biggest living serial murderers. But what do we expect from a country that has produced so many of their own murderous Presidents.
In the city you go to the axe-throwing shop to be told that they can book you in for a 30 min (and not a minute longer) axe-throwing session 3 months from now. I like living in the city but it's not nearly as idyllic as some make it out to be.
In the city you go to the axe-throwing shop to be told that they can book you in for a 30 min (and not a minute longer) axe-throwing session 3 months from now. I like living in the city but it's not nearly as idyllic as some make it out to be.
Of all the responses, I like this the most. But seriously most urban fire fighters are EMT trained and can get to an emergency quicker than EMTs. Especially where the situation is uncertain and there could be layers of emergency it's best to have wide response.
Of all the responses, I like this the most. But seriously most urban fire fighters are EMT trained and can get to an emergency quicker than EMTs. Especially where the situation is uncertain and there could be layers of emergency it's best to have wide response.
@Its_CCHogan @youknowneno @InternetH0F I think it may be having lots of sex with different people, but not enjoying it?
they gotta arrest anybody who signed up for this shit
they gotta arrest anybody who signed up for this shit
Someone who NEVER eats food with their hands is a freak who can't be trusted to run for office but hey we live in a free society so... go ahead.
Honestly my instinct was that lawnmower guy was kind of a dickhead but this guy's got it. In college I pasted a list of requests for keeping the kitchen clean on the fridge and that list was burned by housemates. Just talk to people and they will respect you more.
Honestly my instinct was that lawnmower guy was kind of a dickhead but this guy's got it. In college I pasted a list of requests for keeping the kitchen clean on the fridge and that list was burned by housemates. Just talk to people and they will respect you more.
Agreed. It's wild how people just openly and often proudly declare their innumeracy when people will spend their entire lives trying to disguise or hide their illiteracy. How is it we are so blasé about not understanding basic maths?
Agreed. It's wild how people just openly and often proudly declare their innumeracy when people will spend their entire lives trying to disguise or hide their illiteracy. How is it we are so blasé about not understanding basic maths?
It's been 26 years since @smashmouth put forward their climate skeptic argument that warmer weather is pleasant in their hit song "All Star". These dismissive and regressive arguments have only grown in intensity in the intervening years, when will they answer for their crimes?
Oh poor baby, let me grind those leaves up and hide them for you and in case you're still hunggy I'll prepare you a bottle.
Oh poor baby, let me grind those leaves up and hide them for you and in case you're still hunggy I'll prepare you a bottle.
Buddy got confused and mixed all the non-green "salads" together. Just missing chicken salad.
Buddy got confused and mixed all the non-green "salads" together. Just missing chicken salad.
"Grok, own me in the replies please."
"Grok, own me in the replies please."
@Dosserdd63 @covie_93 Do you hand wash or dry clean your hood?
Wild when grok is better at recognizing sarcasm than half of chronically online humans.
Wild when grok is better at recognizing sarcasm than half of chronically online humans.
@hegemonici69674 @RocketPulpHack they could measure my massive schlong
The replies on this are incredible. This app is fully cooked.
The replies on this are incredible. This app is fully cooked.
Damn it's frustrating when the dumbest mfers on the internet embarass themselves on "permanent electronic records" with the most asinine non-sequiters and then block you before you can tell them how much of an idiot they are.
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