Gavin Newsom's Official Non-Apology/Scold Feed @GavinIsHumanToo

We all ...uh..make mistakes. California's most uh apologetic Governor ever. Connoisseur of of uh pauses. He/Him/Has/Hot/Hair Totally Quarantining, CA. Joined December 2020

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Gavin Newsom's Official Non-Apology/Scold Feed @GavinIsHumanToo

3 years ago

I have just signed a Gubernatorial Emergency Order waiving all state, county and municipality anti-nudity laws. Including near school zones. It is visionary leadership like this that will guide us into a carbon free California! I will consider making it cumpulsotory. Forward!

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Aric Toler @AricToler

3 years ago

Yesterday, Russian propaganda channels (notably the infamous Pozdyankov) posted a video showing "dead" Ukrainian troops on a river bank. Today, a Ukrainian channel posted the full video, showing the "dead" soldiers all stand up. They sent a fake video to Russians as a joke.

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5 years ago

To enforce my "suggestion" that you continue to mask until my Magical June 15th Back-To-Normal date, I have ordered Mt Shasta to continue masking, as a reminder of my powers. (And I started a fire in Oregon because, fuck those gun lovers!)

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5 years ago

What do you mean "No one watched, the LA stations went to a police standoff?!" In Sacramento, 625pm Gavin Standard Time...IS..."on time!"

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

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5 years ago

"Covid-19 doesn't take holidays off!" - me, November 2020. @KFIAM640 @darksecretplace

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5 years ago

I refuse to admit that I have any control over holidays. This is actually for my kids before brunch at the 法国洗衣 with Swalwell and family.

Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom

5 years ago

I refuse to admit that I have any control over holidays. This is actually for my kids before brunch at the 法国洗衣 with Swalwell and family.

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5 years ago

This is an outrageous picture. My ears aren't that big. And "Tranny" is a horribly degrading word to use. (I'm not, btw. Totally not.)

Scott Baio @ScottBaio

5 years ago

This is an outrageous picture. My ears aren't that big. And "Tranny" is a horribly degrading word to use. (I'm not, btw. Totally not.)

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5 years ago

This is gold! I love a good parody account. Oh....wait.

Sheila Kuehl @SheilaKuehl

5 years ago

This is gold! I love a good parody account. Oh....wait.

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Gavin Newsom's Official Non-Apology/Scold Feed @GavinIsHumanToo

5 years ago

To all of you correcting me for calling the increase from 6000 cases/week to 10,000 cases "exponential," I simply don't care. It's a good word. Next time I'll say "extraterrestrial."

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5 years ago

Know any good restaurants? I'M JUST KIDDING! (I believe laughter is important during these trying times that you're all going through.)

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5 years ago

I wonder if Bill has any back taxes? I'll make some calls.

Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_

5 years ago

I wonder if Bill has any back taxes? I'll make some calls.

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Gavin Newsom's Official Non-Apology/Scold Feed @GavinIsHumanToo

5 years ago

I thought it was totally on-brand for me to send the first bunch of vaccines to Prison Hospitals. Fight me.

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5 years ago

Gentlemen, if you haven't nicknamed a part of your body "My Essential Worker," then you're not Coviding correctly. Take it from The Gav Dog.

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5 years ago

Do you people know how hard it is to look into the camera when I'm distracted by the little window with me in it? There's a funny delay.

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5 years ago

As Governor, shouldn't I have a gong? I'm brainstorming a sort of giant bronze thing that I can use to "gong in" a shutdown. Then I'll wear that outfit that James Earl Jones wore in the original Conan The Barbarian. Science backs this up. Data to follow,

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5 years ago

Hair Salon exceptions will include: - Elected Officials Who Fly In From Washington DC Because "No One Perms Like Louis." -Oppressed Minority LGBTQ Mayors -Super Hard Working Elected Officials With Awesome Hair -Eric Garcetti @GaryandShannon

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5 years ago

My god I'm looking good. "Pulling an Emergency Brake." Catchy right? @GaryandShannon

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5 years ago

I love your work, Eric. I'll save a chair for you at That One Place That We Both Love. Wink wink. Friday right? @MayorOfLA

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5 years ago

I love your work, Eric. I'll save a chair for you at That One Place That We Both Love. Wink wink. Friday right? @MayorOfLA

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5 years ago

To the punk who uh scratched "Protect California's Elderly, Infect Gavin" into my Tesla: That shit uh isn't funny. I have a $5000 uh deductible. Next time leave a uh note under the wipers. I'm rethinking uh the Death Penalty.