GeekProblems @Geek_problems01
Joined March 2012-
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Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel: #Geekproblems
Q: How did the football cheerleader define hydrophobic on her chemistry exam? A: Fear of utility bills. #Geekproblems
One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: "Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.
When you don't have to worry about losing your periodic table because you already have the whole thing memorized. #geekproblems
I tried to get on Dancing With the Stars onceThey told me my footwork was sloppy and my calculator kepy falling out of my pants#Geekproblems
I tried to look like @justinbieber once. However, they kept telling me the bow tie just didn't look the same on me. #Geekproblems
Will you marry me @KimKardashian ? I may not look like much now, but I'll be as rich as Bill Gates someday. #Geekproblems
So, I broke my suspenders today trying to do the dougie. #Geekproblems
Aww man! I just used my last pokeball and couldn't catch that Charizard! #geekproblems
My #secretlife is on my World of Warcraft game. #geekproblems
I might be able to get a #boyfriendforgrammys if all men didn't feel the need to throw me into a locker or trash can. #Geekproblems
Just lost my glasses in the toilet, this is so sad. #Geekproblems
Wonder Woman is so much more attractive than Lois Lane in my opinion. #Geekproblems
I constantly feel the need to correct people's grammar. #Geekproblems
Does my bow tie match my sweater vest today? #Geekproblems
My feet can't seem to coordinate together today. #Geekproblems
I can't decide between the new Batman issue, and the new Superman issue. #Geekproblems
Knowing secretly one day I'll be their bosses. #Geekproblems
My pen inked on my trouser today after I was pushed into a locker. #Geekproblems
Knowind secretly one day I'll be their bosses. #Geekproblems
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