JMH @GenerationMeh

Death to Videodrome. Long live the new flesh. generationmeh.com Joined April 2009

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JMH @GenerationMeh

3 weeks ago

You are the music you listen to solo on Friday nights.

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a month ago

If I’m the only person in a store, I feel obligated to hang around until another customer comes in and I can “switch places” with them.

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2 months ago

It’s a real Friday of a Wednesday.

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2 months ago

Caitlin Clark is the daughter my mother never had. (My mom has multiple daughters)

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2 months ago

Caitlin Clark is the daughter my mother never had. (My mom has multiple daughters)

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2 months ago

Saw this again. A different old guy on his own and he kept turning the hotdog end to end between bites.

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5 months ago

Saw this again. A different old guy on his own and he kept turning the hotdog end to end between bites.

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In a time when even the simplest things feel like a grind, more and more I’ve come to believe that the path to success lies in reducing friction for others (customers, colleagues, friends and family, even strangers).

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3 months ago

Connor McDavid has such pure brother-in-law energy.

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3 months ago

“Does Snoopy have children?” is a thing I just found myself googling

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3 months ago

Every state has places you’ve never heard of outside of weather alerts. Like I’m sorry Stooberville and New Quigley are experiencing severe thunderstorms, but are we all sure these towns actually exist?

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3 months ago

You think you’re living your best life until you see a woman at your departure gate eating a giant order of fries and playing solitaire with her own deck of cards.

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3 months ago

People who wear jerseys for teams other than the ones playing in the game they’re attending, please explain yourselves

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3 months ago

At the coffee shop, sitting next to an elderly woman meticulously balancing her checkbook as she nibbles on a bagel. Highlight of my day so far.

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4 months ago

Saw a girl at Costco yesterday managing her shopping list with a tiny clipboard. I hope the boyfriend trailing behind her appreciates this goddess.

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4 months ago

Do other people have songs that seem to follow them around grocery stores, pharmacies, dentist’s offices, etc.? I can’t enter a CVS anywhere in America without hearing Matchbox 20’s Push. And Shawn Mullins’s Beautiful Wreck has dogged me for at least a decade.

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4 months ago

Discovered that our retiree neighbors might be the last people in America to dress up for air travel and am oddly delighted by this fact.

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4 months ago

There’s something about that first Blizzard of the season

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5 months ago

Undefeated NFL draft moment

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5 months ago

Earlier today, I saw an elderly couple at the Costco food court eating their hot dogs VERTICALLY and I’ve been questioning everything I’ve believed to be true about this life ever since