James Read @GenericSheep
Web Developer, PHP, Linux and Beer drinker. github.com/JimTools Manchester Joined July 2009-
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When trying to make spaghetti stick to the wall, it's time to make spaghetti!
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It is amazing that more than 50% of WordPress sites are using an unsupported version of PHP.
It is amazing that more than 50% of WordPress sites are using an unsupported version of PHP.
Another day spent profiling code which at this point feels beyond salvageable.
I don't get it, where is all this love coming from for PHP at the moment?
I don't get it, where is all this love coming from for PHP at the moment?
But they are both good boi's
But they are both good boi's
Yes let's raise a glass I'm sure that will pay the bills and not look at how we got here to this point first place.
Yes let's raise a glass I'm sure that will pay the bills and not look at how we got here to this point first place.
You'll be back there soon enough.
"drunk, criminal, aimless, feckless & hopeless" that is very on the nose. youtu.be/0p-Ta83V7iw
First international flight in a where and surprisingly painless for now. More coffee is required.
Remember to self, never travel with wizz air again. Best part I've not even flown with them yet.
Stunning work
Hope this isn't retaliation for closing the Russian office, but probably more than likely human error.
Hope this isn't retaliation for closing the Russian office, but probably more than likely human error.
My new favourite thing, is making ice cubes, dropping them into my lukewarm drink and watching the thermal shoke crap them... I need to get out more.
James Read retweeted
Now Twitter has stopped cropping images we can finally post this extremely cursed Long Chip (which breaks just about all of our brand guidelines, sorry)
It's novel to see an outage for Facebook I look forward to reading the report.
I love it when my fridge ransoms my own food backs to me. God bless modern technology.
I love it when my fridge ransoms my own food backs to me. God bless modern technology.
API: hi I'm rest 😏 Me: you were the chosen one!
API: hi I'm rest 😏 Me: you were the chosen one!
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