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I don’t try to be an asshole, it just comes naturally to me. 🤷🏻♂️ 99% of the time, IDGAF. 💁🏻♂️ Not an official account. ✌🏼👋🏼 Bored? Read pinned tweet. somewhere fixing a fuckup Joined May 2016-
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@TheFigen_ An Uber driver with Tourette's picks up a passenger with Tourette's. It's wholesome and hilarious at the same time 🤣❤️
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I laughed so loud! 🤣🤣
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All the employees in Santa Barbara, California, who made fun of patients on TikTok have been officially fired.
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i just got fired from apple. my job was to make it so finder gives you zero results even when you search exact name matches and file formats
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This sweet groomer went viral after being caught on camera showing the world his magic making every doggo feel loved, calm, and happy. No wonder all the pups adore him 🐶
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He gave it to the girl right away.
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Umm guys the video they posted of Trump from “this morning” was actually from June 💀
Umm guys the video they posted of Trump from “this morning” was actually from June 💀
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Things I’m proud of: 1. I’ve never listened to Joe Rogan 2. I’ve never stormed the capitol 3. I’ve never worshiped a politician. 4. Never voted for Trump 5. Never believed anything Trump has said And I’m voting “hell yes” on CA redistricting
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Dog: "You see that?! I did it dad!
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This PE teacher started a weekly “Bike Bus” to school where hundreds of kids riding together, blasting Ozzy Osbourne the whole way. 🤘
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GAVIN. FUCKING. NEWSOME. That's the tweet. 🙌💪👇
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Thanks for protecting our harvest 🫡
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Anyone who says “we need to stop trusting experts,” just admitted they are the dumbest person in the room.
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The #1 killer of children in the U.S. is gun violence. Thoughts and prayers are meaningless.
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Facts on the history of School Shootings. Please, just watch.
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What a fucked-up country we are. 😳👇
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This news is heart-wrenching… 💔 A mother found out that her son was bullying a child with autism, and her reaction is a lesson for everyone: only love, guidance, and awareness can bring true change. 🌱💛
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Trump’s own words in a 3rd graders voice🤣
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