Girl Humor @Girrl_Humor
Funny and serious tweets only a female could understand ! [email protected] x.com/girrl_humor Joined January 2013-
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I hate people, just give me ice cream and the notebook and I'll survive.
I bet Ryan Gosling high fives himself every time he looks in the mirror.
I would give anything for a day with the person you used to be.
Stop saying you're sorry then keep making the same mistakes.
Treat your girl every day the same as you used to do when you were in the process of getting her.
Person: "Hey are you okay?" Me: "Yeah, just having a bad day..week..month..year..life.. existence."
You meet thousands of people, and none of them really mean anything to you. And then you meet one person, and your life is changed forever.
Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you.
I can't go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
Me: it's friday, hell yes. Me: *blinks* Me: how the hell is it already sunday, what the actual fuck, omg.
I just want my tweets to get out there. Someone make my wishes come true please 😔
Be careful who you trust and tell your problems to. Not everyone who smiles at you is your friend.
Ashley Brynildsen @GrimmReaper2005
395 Followers 3K Following Animal lover, volunteer, a former rabbit mom and has a job. In a relationship
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ναѕнтι ʝєαи @vazzlebaby
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Kayla Lengel @kaylajane1995
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Ashleyyy @ashley_jean94
103 Followers 420 Following finding my new self as a widow & single mom now...
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Anna Murray @AnnaMurray82
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Michaeline Gray @GrayMichaeline
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Olivia Knight @Olivia_Knight76
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✈∆NeilllkJr∆™... @buddha594
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Fuck It @randomadvicee
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Cait @cj_bottiggi
218 Followers 499 Following Live life for the moment, because everything else, is uncertain.
random things @geeksunites30
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Megan White @meganwhite450
74 Followers 164 Following A relationship is like a fart, if you have to force it than its probably SHIT.
Jade @JadeMJudd
48 Followers 93 Following
Hollie White @h_whitegirl11
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Karen Cooper @kac0765
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† jayymakinmecrazy ... @pearlsnpastels
32 Followers 159 Following I am the way, the truth, and the life. John 14:6
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ea$y @marawanahangout
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Jamie Ryan @FakeJamieRyan
53 Followers 334 Following I would do anything for a dollar. #KCC #JCCC #futureWSUshocker #futureboyinblue
KenDa Ann @_KenDaAnn
255 Followers 203 Following
Hannah Greer @GreerGreerfam
17 Followers 93 Following Taken by chris billard I love dogs Im really nice but mean dometimes .... Uh oh :) Follow me i love you guys
Stupid Girls @Stupidgrlprob
29 Followers 157 Following Two stupid girls that love to get drunk . #teamfollowback #teamstupid #teamdrunk
Deanna Gault @DeannaSk
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Kelsey Hunt @kehunt0420
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Abrrril @abiyesmm
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shelby :) @ShelbyPauline35
161 Followers 321 Following Be different ✨ #taken by the very best @bradysawyer7
Caroline Halliday @Caro_Halliday
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Alli Olson @alliiio
238 Followers 224 Following Amateur environmentalist 🌎 Animal lover 🐆 B.S. in Biology 🔬 Ravenclaw 🦅 Scorpio 🦂 Mother 👩👧
Ethyl dela Peña @ImPAPET
379 Followers 731 Following
Cait @cj_bottiggi
218 Followers 499 Following Live life for the moment, because everything else, is uncertain.
Tony Cauley @armynavykids
72 Followers 616 Following
Dalton Wheeler @DaltonWheeler2
153 Followers 138 Following
Townes Prescott III @ShakenOverIce
102 Followers 386 Following Isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Do what you want, but we're not going to sit here while you badmouth the United States of America.
jerod bristo @jbredraider81
12 Followers 97 Following
morgan lynn @morgan_lynn1
161 Followers 259 Following
jeff pere @PereJeff
29 Followers 635 Following
Jordyn bender @jordyn_lynn22
123 Followers 267 Following
» мaddy ♔ @mariahdezbp8
23 Followers 138 Following En la vida hay que saber a quién sonreirle y a quién llorarle, no todo el mundo merece ambas cosas | Me encantas tú♥ | ánimo †
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Boytoy problems @BoytoyStruggles
44 Followers 128 Following I don't need you, I've had biger and better .
Kevin Hernandez @obeyyoloer12
6 Followers 242 Following
Bohemian Blondie✌ @BohemianBlondex
260 Followers 340 Following
plastics @theMeanGirlz
31 Followers 76 Following Life is good considering I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world
abbymay @1Abbymay
7 Followers 50 Following
Chris Gehris @DatDude_CG
328 Followers 1K Following
Ali McConnell⛵️ @alliiiscottii
386 Followers 319 Following
Muniya Powell @ItsMuniyaPowell
34 Followers 194 Following 15, FranklinHeightsHighSchool, Sophmore, 2015, Single, mention me and Ill follow back.
Ruth Elizabeth Boggs @ruthboggs15
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Ashley Lockwood @ashleygayle08
232 Followers 202 Following
Tim Duffy @TDuffy27
271 Followers 321 Following Private DCFD Truck Co. 13 ~ Deputy Fire Chief Morningside VFD Co. 27 ~ Proud DC Resident ~ tweets are my own opinion
Nick @Nick_Durbin23
1K Followers 2K Following Today is not refundable. Be uncommon amongst the uncommon. No one fights alone💜
Baseball Bro ® @Got_Hemm
260 Followers 413 Following I Bleed Red and Black ! See That Follow Button ? I'd Hit That !
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