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@GithubProjects Push to production on Friday! ❤️ Working on Saturday. Push to production on Saturday! Working on Sunday. 🦙🦙🦙 don’t stop. ✋

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@GithubProjects No

@GithubProjects Unless you want to have an adrenaline spike 😀

@GithubProjects way too late, had to finish product battles + auto spotlights on microlaunch.net I push to prod every friday btw🤗

@GithubProjects Xmas-Version

@GithubProjects Santa's gonna be annoyed if we break Production this close to Christmas.

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@GithubProjects Especially before a holiday week 😂

@GithubProjects But what if I want a hotfix

@GithubProjects fuck it we ball and i remind you to use OpenCommit to generate git commit messages with claude so you push your slop to prod without ever stopping to recall contexts. do many smaller commits more often for better performance 🎭

@GithubProjects and don't pull either, just relax and focus on content 🤣

@GithubProjects Yes, you push to production on Friday. And you will read the result of Apple's review on Monday.

@GithubProjects Already did.

@GithubProjects Just said it to colleagues yesterday, cause today is my day off. :P

@GithubProjects Try friday evening if you’re brave

@GithubProjects A timely reminder on this Friday...

@GithubProjects Especially before Christmas

@GithubProjects Do it!!!!

@GithubProjects Those who don’t are missing out on all the fun and adventure 🎉

@GithubProjects Oh lord, I already did it.

@GithubProjects but that's what we like😂

@GithubProjects Do it on 24.12. in the morning!

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@GithubProjects pushing to prod on Friday December 24

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@GithubProjects Unless it's for a bank that's closed on the weekends. Then we only deploy to prod on Friday.

@GithubProjects You should be on a holiday freeze, don't push to prod anyway...

@GithubProjects @weareDMNTRs 😆

@GithubProjects hold my beer!

@GithubProjects Lol no

@GithubProjects Not working through the weekend is your problem.

@GithubProjects alias yolo='git checkout origin/main; git pull --all; git commit -m yolo && git push --force' $ yolo

@GithubProjects Well, we did it three times today 😄🚀

@GithubProjects @NotionHQ says otherwise

It's out of our control 💥 We only ever push to development, but, .... When all automated unit and functional tests pass, you guys update all docker containers on some compute, somewhere... Things are happening, integration tests run, load, smoke and soak tests run, .... and..., if all tests pass... Github actions provides a production kubernetes cluster with rolling updates, somewhere.... 🤣🤣👌😘