Last day of the intern
@GithubProjects Pov: You removed the .env from the .gitignore file 🙂
@GithubProjects Drop the db and say goodbye
@GithubProjects The intern watching all the pipelines nuke production
@GithubProjects and then it upload a self destructing virus
@GithubProjects As the intern ships a bug that causes irreparable damage to to prod
@GithubProjects That’s why there is a feature of protected branches where only admin can do push. Other devs have to raise PR to get their changes merged to main.
@GithubProjects That would be funny if it weren't by the little detail that you're not working in production environment, neither staging (You know why, safety)
@GithubProjects Internship==free cheap labor==sla****
@GithubProjects The aim of every developer is to break prod😌
@GithubProjects Mourinho's reaction making it sound so real😂
@GithubProjects It’s master not main, stop with the wokeness 😑
@GithubProjects Cannot push to remote. Branch is protected
@GithubProjects Intern in question 👀
@GithubProjects jokes aside, I once worked in a company where most of the code was written by interns without review and at some point considered as "legacy" wonder when we have plenty of companies that will have such codebase due to "AI developers"
@GithubProjects Then you get the email "We will find you!"
@GithubProjects When your resume says 'Highly motivated' and they take it literally
