Found this truck parked in front of Microsoft Office 😉
@GithubProjects i can't afford that you know😅
@GithubProjects When you pushed to prod on Friday by mistake (and are worried for your safely on the rest of weekend) 👀
@GithubProjects Way ahead of you: #!/bin/bash BRANCH=$(git rev-parse --symbolic-full-name --abbrev-ref HEAD) DOW=$(date +%A) if [ "$BRANCH" == "main" ] && [ "$DOW" == "Friday" ]; then echo "You are not allowed to push changes to the 'main' branch on Fridays." exit 1 fi exit 0
@GithubProjects This is probably because they don't trust their developers
@GithubProjects Don't worry exegov.com went live few days ago, you can use it easily over the weekend
@GithubProjects Yes do it on Thursday so you have a day to clean the mess.
@GithubProjects I push to production on Fridays just to feel something again
@GithubProjects Please code this into those AI junior devs y'all are programming
@GithubProjects Better move it to Crowdstrike facilities🤣🤣
@GithubProjects Haha, looks like even the trucks are begging Microsoft to chill on Fridays—guess they’ve seen one too many weekend bug hunts!
@GithubProjects 💯 And also not after-hours or on weekends.
@GithubProjects misleading Great programmers almost exclusively push to production on a Friday
