GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

I hope that everyone will be wise and stay off this social media platform and go interact with their female parental unit or maternal guardian. I don’t have one, of course, but I can offer advise on what to give her. Fish cracker cake is a favorite for 97% of mothers everywhere.

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Fact Core Bot @factcoreBot

5 years ago

You are about to get me killed.

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

((Hey guys! This is my concept sketch for an android #Wheatley as promised! He’s a little inspired by Atlas and PBody. And I know. Lined paper. It’s only a concept, hence why it’s unprofessional.))

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“Affirmative. There was an unauthorized portal opened within my facility. The composition is very different to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.”

ᴡᴇsᴛ @iPrimeConduit

5 years ago

“Affirmative. There was an unauthorized portal opened within my facility. The composition is very different to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

((I’m gonna try my hand at an Android Wheatley design!))

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“I kid you not, [/S U B J E C T N A M E H E R E], he turns himself into a pickle. Funniest [/R E D A C T E D] I’ve ever seen.”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“Oh good. We wouldn’t want any disturbances to render my facility obsolete.”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“I saw a dog today. It was rather large, with big ears. I thought you would want to know.”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“This [ R E D A C T E D ] has caused my rarely used giggle-center to activate. [>L 0 L]”

Dr. Bubby @TubeBubby

5 years ago

“This [ R E D A C T E D ] has caused my rarely used giggle-center to activate. [>L 0 L]”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

She nodded, “I see. How exactly does crawling around within the vents aid with that endeavor?”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“Affirmative.”

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

She hums the tune of Space Oddity to herself, quietly, as she calculates the probability of the arrival of new specimens to test.

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GLaDOS Android @GladosAndroid

5 years ago

“Oh, I remember that part. Speaking of past events, endulge me. What is it like to be a satellite orbiting the moon for the nine years you’ve been away?”