Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

Dad. Tired. Used to have hobbies, now it’s her Joined September 2019

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

The worst possible thing that could happen for #OakIslandCursers isGod forbid, that they actually find something and can conclude the show.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

As a Dad I have the weighty responsibility of being the only person in the house capable of replacing the toilet paper roll. I guess it’s something you’re born with, cause it sure can’t be taught.

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Colonel Andrew “Drew” Morgan, Army Astronaut @AstroDrewMorgan

6 years ago

Tomorrow my alma mater, @WestPoint_USMA squares off in one of the biggest college rivalries of the year, a tradition more than a century old, the 120th @ArmyNavyGame. Here’s a “rocket” cheer from @Space_Station. #GoArmy! #BEATNAVY!!! #ArmyInSpace

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ian 🇺🇦 @ChemicalFire

6 years ago

Anyways, I haven't done a thread in a while and since my guys crushed our BN no SIR goal and earned themselves a 3-day, I have an entire extra day in my life. So here goes my lessons learned so far from 9 months of command. 1/

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Drunk Old Grad @DrunkOldGrad

6 years ago

I’m very, very pleased with this year’s football uniforms. Our Vietnam Veterans deserve this incredible tribute. As does the 1st Cavalry Division. Well done to the entire Army Equipment staff, Athletics team and History Department. How about that location for the shoot?#BeatNavy

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

I spend all day telling my 1.5 yr old not to touch the Christmas ornaments. But after she goes to bed I still pick them up off the floor and put them back where she can reach them. Because I love her.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Me: Kale still tastes bad when sautéd in butter and garlic. Wife: You are going to eat it because it is green and good for you.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

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Drunk Old Grad @DrunkOldGrad

6 years ago

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Dressing my daughter in Patagonia is the best ever.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Upcoming Uber driver is reviewed as “great at conversation.” Please no. Not tonight.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Me ordering burger in airport: “Yes I’d like the egg all the way cooked.” Message to cook: “Yea! He wants the egg burned and the burger dry!” No, I didn’t eat breakfast. So I’m regrettably getting it on my burger at the end of the day. #brunchburger

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Exit Row seat for tall people is as good as winning the lottery.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Watching #longhorn basketball with my wonderful grandmother: “I don’t remember seeing shorts that short on players since the dark ages!”

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Nothing like stepping up to a urinal to stand in another mans wiener juice.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Hiking with the family: 25% being lost and pretending not to be, 47% watching my dog poop, 100% having a screaming child strapped to my back. #TNopenContainer #MikesHard on the way back.

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Wife: Our Daughter is so pretty Me silently after watching her pitch a fit for two hours: Not if you factor in her personality...

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Chris Smith @GoGetItChris

6 years ago

Between the Dogs, our Daughter, and the robot vacuum, it seems everyone’s sole purpose in the house is to 1) not do what I want them to and 2) make an enormous amount of noise. #monsieur #ventouse