HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

I can't complain but sometimes I still do. Joined March 2009

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

9 months ago

Congrats @GenoSmith3

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marmot @MarmotRespecter

10 months ago

i went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

10 months ago

How about Beau Baldwin? @CougfanCOM @CougCollective @CougSutra

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Luke Arkins @luke_arkins

a year ago

The #Mariners have scored two-or-fewer runs in 37% of their games this season. They are 6-43 in those low-scoring affairs.

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Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports

a year ago

Super Sky Point to the legendary Willie Mays, the greatest center fielder god ever put on this planet and the strongest remaining link to a time when major league baseball was played in Norman Rockwell’s America. The word “immortal” gets thrown around loosely. Not this time. #RIP

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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot

a year ago

If men could get pregnant, the abortion pill would be available in ranch, bar-b-que, and xtreme nacho.

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

a year ago

I will NEVER USE THIS SITE AGAIN AND I WILL TELL EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT I KNOW TO NEVER USE THIS COMPANY FOR ANYTHING. Absolute bush league shit from the word go. (End 🧵).

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

a year ago

Again, they took my money immediately, wouldn’t allow me to access the tickets I had paid for, dictated the marketplace for them, locked in an overpriced resale amount that I could not manipulate despite “owning” the tickets and ultimately left me holding the bag.

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

a year ago

that I could post them for AND wanted to keep 10% for their “trouble”. I could not price the tickets to meet the lack of demand and ended up eating $1100 for an event that I did not attend. (🧵2/3)

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

a year ago

#SeatGeek is a joke. They IMMEDIATELY took my money for tickets purchased and I later decided not to attend the event. I wanted to resell the tickets for less than the face value that I’d paid. They gatekept the tickets until 7 days before the event and dictated the value (🧵1/3)

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

a year ago

May the Fourth be with you.

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Montreal Expos @Montreal_Expos

a year ago

Tonight’s game is delayed due to dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark, they shoot bees at you behind home plate

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HerMajesty’sSecretServais @GoMsGoMsGo

2 years ago

The best part of watching the #Mariners on TV so far has been the reintroduction to this Maxi Priest banger on the EQC commercial: open.spotify.com/track/33I3oS8U…

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Troy Johnson @_troyjohnson

2 years ago

The black jelly bean is the best bean. Made of corn syrup, Jaegermeister, eyeshadow, and Cure songs. Flavor stays in your mouth until Jesus comes back. Supreme.