Dave Merritt @GoldenSeals
songwriter / game show host / invented reggae thegoldenseals.bandcamp.com Ottawa Joined October 2009-
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If The Weeknd crosses Kendrick, Canada is screwed.
I missed that yesterday was 5/4, but this is, without question, one of the 10 best songs I’ve written in 5/4. It still works for Cinco de Mayo, as I mention the kitchen cinco in the song. Whatever. thegoldenseals.bandcamp.com/track/the-take…
Leafs: Knies Bruins: Geekie Great game, great series. I’ll sleep *fine either way. ————————— * I never sleep fine
Remember folks, whether you’re incredibly wealthy, or a 12-year-old, or a deadbeat dad, or a vulnerable alcoholic hooker or a left winger for the Bruins, you can bet on this game and anything else. #BetKings365GamblingFuckos
I remember hearing that Ian McCulloch once said no one was even good enough to listen to his band. Maybe he was right. Happy 40th to one of my all-time favourite albums. Still sounds like heaven (up here). My Kingdom youtu.be/2q1RWbAqYtU?si… via @YouTube
IDEA: Instead of athletes yelling “LET’S GO!” when they do something great, they should calmly say “Why don’t we all get going now?” I think teammates would appreciate being included in the decision making process, and the fans would really respond to that sort of cooperation.
The next decade is going to be defined by incredibly rich people underestimating how fucking mad the rest of us are.
Because Rep. Mike Collins, R-Georgia, and those frat boys, are obviously all tremendous pieces of shit.
Because Rep. Mike Collins, R-Georgia, and those frat boys, are obviously all tremendous pieces of shit.
I DID NOT KNOW THIS: Beethoven’s 9th Symphony? Based on a true story.
Of my 100 fave moments in pop rock music, at least 6 are from Ashes to Ashes: - the intro - the first vocal line - the octave harmonies on “all-time low” - the “time & again I tell myself I’ll stay clean tonight” line - the “I’m happy, hope you’re happy too” line - the outro
I’m not a huge Leafs fan, but who are L’il Jerky and Yarnkrook? Did they just bring these dudes in during the intermission? I still have skates if anyone’s tired. #Leafs
I’m tired of sexist terms, like Mennen Speed Stick.
I have few skills, but I can pour the exact same amount of liquid into 2 glasses on the first try, & I can also guess weights within a half pound pretty much always. I looked at my dog yesterday and said that he was 61 pounds. Spot on. The vet gave me a bill for $470 (1st prize).
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im going to sing prefab sprout songs at my favourite theatre on may 31st. come hang out.
Crow's Theatre to Present COVER TO COVER Six-Show Concert Series broadwayworld.com/article/Crows-…
🌧songs to sigh to on a sunday night🌧 open.spotify.com/playlist/74HLg…
FACT: Secretariat was the greatest athlete of the 20th Century. 1973 @KentuckyDerby
I had a couple of scenes with Bernard Hill in True Crime. A gent, of course. Also funny, smart and flawless at the job. RIP, sir.
On #RedDressDay, we honour missing and murdered Indigenous women, girls and two-spirit individuals. Let us continue to advocate for systemic change and work towards a future where everybody feels safe in their communities.
Indigenous women, girls, Two-Spirit, and gender-diverse people face alarming rates of violence. Today, on #RedDressDay, we remember the strength and resilience of Indigenous women, girls, Two-Spirit, and gender-diverse people. We must put an end to this national crisis.
@skunkancienne @GoldenSeals @YouTube I still remember buying Crocodiles at Days of Wine & Vinyl before I'd ever heard a note of it. I just looked at the cover and thought even if it only sounds half as cool as it looks ... instant fan for life.
rooting for Kendrick. I think he can humiliate Drake to the point where Toronto real estate has a massive drop off in property value and rent stabilizes
@GoldenSeals Gawd this betting stuff pisses me off. Watched many families get torn apart when it is entirely illegal. Can only imagine how many more will be now.
The sky earlier this evening, busy with a pretty patch of blue. So much adrenaline watching this hockey game, sleep may be elusive when it’s over. Great game, though. Go Leafs. 🥅
Oh, Tom. You knew.
@GoldenSeals @anniegetyourpun Let’s just say moist and call the whole thing off.
@GoldenSeals @anniegetyourpun Sweatied, sweated, sweatnessed, sweat-oh-ed, so many wordies.