Cllr Scam Gorst @GorstSpam
Pronouns: me/myself/I. Don’t ask how I got to the top of the housing list yet again. Parody 🇵🇸 ‘malevolent spoof’ colonel gobbins/ Je suis Tom oohmelegions.com Gaza-ston Joined November 2022-
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The colonels problem package has been revealed conrades
The colonels problem package has been revealed conrades
Conrades we blagged 2 grand and bought new purple jackets and some posters. If you want a lazy barmpot as your next mp for Gazaston vote for Scam #Gorst4Garston
Conrades some of you noticed that marxist lucy has swerved my campaigning. Take no notice of them rumours that shes had enough of me dumping work on her when I blag off sick #lies
Conrades some of you noticed that marxist lucy has swerved my campaigning. Take no notice of them rumours that shes had enough of me dumping work on her when I blag off sick #lies
conrades our next crowdfunder is so colonel gobbins can afford to get his brown teeth polished professionally so they dont look like their made of wood. Ruth the teeth has boxed off a private dentist
Wrapped in cling film with his orchitis ridden bollocks in a wheelbarrow
Wrapped in cling film with his orchitis ridden bollocks in a wheelbarrow
Conrades as the local cllr I will be objecting to job creation in #Gorston
the colonel will be off to st annes to hand himself in conrades
the colonel will be off to st annes to hand himself in conrades
Another 5 million residents said they will vote for me we covered the whole constituency with three pensioners and one lazy scammer who is always off sick. Well played my good friends
@barryringside @GorstSpam It’s just Yasser Aratwat lashing out cos he ain’t getting his own way as per
@GorstSpam Is this not election interference? If the Greens and the Palestinian Community scammers were close then surely they would come to a mutual agreement privatley. Why has Scambo the Scamp got the begging bowl out again. Going public to force the Greens to back down👀
My good friend @GorstSpam’s promotion to deputy leader lasted a grand total of 24 hours. Very well played comrades @colonelconman
Great video from @MerseyPensioner’s starring a heavily intoxicated Freddie Boswell and David Dicko. Your Dougle inspired haircut is looking great my good friend Freddie
Conrades the reason we wouldnt stand candidates in Birkenhead is because Wonkey Wilkie is the only person weve got on the books
While my good friend @carl_cashless can only put out 70 leaflets we have done 598,000,000 in Gorston
While my good friend @carl_cashless can only put out 70 leaflets we have done 598,000,000 in Gorston
Conrades we had to cancel because our only two volunteers sue the spray and freddie boswell binned us off to go on that vigil. Even the two kids are getting fed up
Dae Dicko the Duke St Duke is looking well my good friend #therealdeal
Dae Dicko the Duke St Duke is looking well my good friend #therealdeal
Yes my good friend expelled for antisemitism #villageidiot
Conrades the colonel has demoted me after just 24 hours in the role of deputy. I think the final straw was when I asked him how many sick days I was entitled to #villageidiot
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570K Followers 1K Following The latest Liverpool news, sport and events. Join our Whatsapp community - https://t.co/Bcj7ksAsrb We're also on Facebook - https://t.co/uo0Pp2YYma@GorstSpam Comrade why don’t you do a fundraiser to get the colonels bollocks looked at my good friend?
@GorstSpam @GarstonCat Is that what those lumps are in his groin, our good friends Alfie and Paul? I wonder is Marxist Lucy down there too comrade
@carl_cashless apart from the colonel does anyone chat more wham than @LindasEldest from the Fib Dems @LiverLibDems? Claims he is "not going away", I'll "hold you all to account" and then soils his age 6 budgie smugglers when someone comfronts him.
@GorstSpam That man next to you looks like he’s had one too many of your cannabis teas comrade
@GorstSpam Comrade did you give them some of your marching powder my good friend?
@GorstSpam Small Paul Theobaldy couldn't make it
Wrapped in cling film with his orchitis ridden bollocks in a wheelbarrow
the colonel will be off to st annes to hand himself in conrades
@GorstSpam The last thing you'd want is the cat piss smelling ANTIFA thug knocking on your door comrade!
@GorstSpam He’s looking a bit pasty here though isn’t he comrade. He missed his weekly spray tan due to a prior engagement in the Vauxhall vaults
@colonelconman Colonel did our good friend @GorstSpam manage to slot Ruth the teeth again?
That's the difference between the Fib Dems and the Community Dependents comrades. They do 700, while we do 7,000,000 a day! x.com/seanhakimcad/s…
Nearly 800 street letters delivered today in Wavertree! Thank you to the many residents (cats and humans) who took the time to chat
Just to comfirm this is not me joining the Fib Dems Mr @carl_cashless.
Dumb and dumber comrades
Great video from @MerseyPensioner’s starring a heavily intoxicated Freddie Boswell and David Dicko. Your Dougle inspired haircut is looking great my good friend Freddie
@GorstSpam Them jogging bottoms you wear though, always look like you've shit yourself.
@GorstSpam Ruth the teeth is looking well comrade
@GorstSpam Has the colonel been ordering items from jazz mags?
@GorstSpam @Fleabag2016 No son. Comrade fleabag knocks about with Freddie Boswell.
@GorstSpam Think something in his skull is swollen.