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Alissa ❄️ HAPPY ZAYNETEMBER @lalexi3

3 years ago

Find someone who looks at you the way Kona looks at her human 🥺❤

WeRateDogs @dog_rates

3 years ago

Find someone who looks at you the way Kona looks at her human 🥺❤

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HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

A pun has not matured until it's fully groan.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

A skeptic is a person who, when he sees the handwriting on the wall, claims it`s a forgery.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

What comes after Cyber Monday? Buyer's remorse Tuesday and Hiding From Your Creditors Wednesday.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

The real world and Facebook

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4 years ago

Meta: New name, same SLOP (Still Lack Of Privacy)

HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

Me: "Good morning, Doctor. I'm here for our appointment." Therapist: How do you escape from your straitjacket???"

HumorList @GreatHumorList

4 years ago

We can't be soulmates, you prepare pasta Carbonara without bacon.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, I went n to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

Husband to wife, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." She said, what do you expect? You're in a wheelchair."

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

Good girls go to heaven; Bad girls go everywhere.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

I always do things today; tomorrow they may be illegal.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

Beat the system - unplug a computer.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

Of course I'm talking to myself, who else will listen?

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

If only the good die young, I'm going to live forever.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

Love thy neighbor, but leave her house before the husband comes home.

HumorList @GreatHumorList

8 years ago

It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you place the blame when you lose.

Humor Times @HumorTimes

2K Followers 604 Following "World's Funniest News Source!" Editorial cartoons, humor columns, satirical news and more. Available anywhere by subscription, in print or digital formats!

Beer. Coffee. Sarcastic. Jokes. Naps. Big sky. I came here to cuss. I love my animals.

SarahBeerInTheFridge @SarahR_82

47K Followers 28K Following Beer. Coffee. Sarcastic. Jokes. Naps. Big sky. I came here to cuss. I love my animals.

failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77

16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

CEO (not really lmao), footy freak, latine, has/antwt, hasanabi offliner, hastwt award winner for best pfp.

pfp cred: @onyourleftist
banner cred: @p0k33rfac33

🍞 Bread 🍞 @BreadButLive

4K Followers 2K Following CEO (not really lmao), footy freak, latine, has/antwt, hasanabi offliner, hastwt award winner for best pfp. pfp cred: @onyourleftist banner cred: @p0k33rfac33

Graphics designer.

studio_ayan96 @Studio_ayan96

302 Followers 1K Following Graphics designer.

#BillsMafia Gooble Gobble, One Of Us... https://t.co/WSm1eoBPQs)

Brother Ben @SentenceReduced

11K Followers 9K Following #BillsMafia Gooble Gobble, One Of Us... https://t.co/WSm1eoBPQs)

Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

Paul Lander @paul_lander

41K Followers 40K Following Professional Comedy Writer/Producer. If it requires a noun, a verb and laughter I've done it. Won a few awards to give my Mom stuff to talk about with family.

Time traveler, Loves Dogs and Formula 1 Racing

Maurizio Mariotti @bobimydog

90 Followers 403 Following Time traveler, Loves Dogs and Formula 1 Racing

We explore our origins, believing many mysteries, anomalies, and artifacts remain undiscovered and unexplained.

Ancient Origins @ancientorigins

326K Followers 89 Following We explore our origins, believing many mysteries, anomalies, and artifacts remain undiscovered and unexplained.

BE KIND TO ALL ANIMALS!!!

CAPYBARA MAN @CAPYBARA_MAN

439K Followers 604 Following BE KIND TO ALL ANIMALS!!!

Elon Musk @elonmusk

225.4M Followers 1K Following

A Dog Is A Family Member 🐶😍

Happy Dog @thehappydog_

173K Followers 2 Following A Dog Is A Family Member 🐶😍

#1 crocodilian influencer 🐊
merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v
alt: @gatorsafterdark

Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily

654K Followers 669 Following #1 crocodilian influencer 🐊 merch: https://t.co/ZHXGOX6z5v alt: @gatorsafterdark

I am a little Staffie who is in love with my girlfriend Isa Mary @isamary2021 we have the best adventures together, we are #frisa #frankandisa #lovesyoungdream

Baby Frank & his tedd... @JulesAllenxx

42K Followers 15K Following I am a little Staffie who is in love with my girlfriend Isa Mary @isamary2021 we have the best adventures together, we are #frisa #frankandisa #lovesyoungdream

We’re the 3 T’s! - We ❤️ shenanigans, frens, stuffies & our porch chats! ❤️🐾❤️ #Tugtinkandthump #TurboTugandTink #Wunderbites #Winkclub

Turbo🌈 Tug🐕‍�... @TNflattop

12K Followers 3K Following We’re the 3 T’s! - We ❤️ shenanigans, frens, stuffies & our porch chats! ❤️🐾❤️ #Tugtinkandthump #TurboTugandTink #Wunderbites #Winkclub

On my 2nd furever home, unrepentant floor eater, double-certified Good Boi, the original #TwatBadger,
4 legged, foetid rubbish eating tramp (allegedly)

SockDog, Dogue CoverD... @_SockDog

15K Followers 2K Following On my 2nd furever home, unrepentant floor eater, double-certified Good Boi, the original #TwatBadger, 4 legged, foetid rubbish eating tramp (allegedly)

Eric the 9 year old boxer and his amazing life with mommy

RIP eric. love and re... @Eric_Tails

2K Followers 844 Following Eric the 9 year old boxer and his amazing life with mommy

Proud Canadian. 🇨🇦 Boxer Lover. 🐶 Mostly decent person but occasionally old and grumpy.

Daisy the Peanut 🇨... @annieandtheboz

4K Followers 1K Following Proud Canadian. 🇨🇦 Boxer Lover. 🐶 Mostly decent person but occasionally old and grumpy.

love boxer dogs, vegetarian

speck tater @TaterSpeck

4K Followers 1K Following love boxer dogs, vegetarian

Still in denial of object permanence & time https://t.co/L7UF4qBZsn

Cheeky P @0000seapea808

16K Followers 2K Following Still in denial of object permanence & time https://t.co/L7UF4qBZsn

Animals are my greatest joy in life. You can do anything you set your mind to. Yes you can! NO politics. Spreading joy wherever I go😊

Roxy’s Mom @rottenroxygirl

13K Followers 8K Following Animals are my greatest joy in life. You can do anything you set your mind to. Yes you can! NO politics. Spreading joy wherever I go😊

Unlock exclusive promotion for adult models! Boost subscribers, grow admirers🍑 DM to feature & 📈 your reach! @LouKayla46680 /@kingricoblaze/@rayofsunbabe

Stars of ONLYFANS🔥... @starofonlyfans

128K Followers 30 Following Unlock exclusive promotion for adult models! Boost subscribers, grow admirers🍑 DM to feature & 📈 your reach! @LouKayla46680 /@kingricoblaze/@rayofsunbabe

Official twitter of Nikey & Teddy. We ❤️ food, swimming, travel, mud, snuggles, comfy beds & kisses. 🇨🇦 Teddy rescued from dogtales rescue #seniors #Labs

Nikey&Teddy @NikeyTeddy

4K Followers 2K Following Official twitter of Nikey & Teddy. We ❤️ food, swimming, travel, mud, snuggles, comfy beds & kisses. 🇨🇦 Teddy rescued from dogtales rescue #seniors #Labs

Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu

☠Êv¡£☠Genius�... @That_Damn_Duck

18K Followers 2K Following Sarcasm specialist, anti-inspirational tweeter & photographer. Instagram: same name. Check my photos out on Flickr. https://t.co/6jRRWeKpOu

Hi, I's Culprit, a Pitbull wif a big heart!
I's hodad had a ftroke last new year, so I's won't be able to be online as much as I's want #zshq #ruffriderz

Cpt Culprit The Pitbu... @CulpritPitbull

8K Followers 2K Following Hi, I's Culprit, a Pitbull wif a big heart! I's hodad had a ftroke last new year, so I's won't be able to be online as much as I's want #zshq #ruffriderz

We are a community of dog lovers who care about the welfare of dogs. Join us and make this world a better place for all dogs. FB Group @ Canine Owners

Canine Owners @CanineOwners

1K Followers 3K Following We are a community of dog lovers who care about the welfare of dogs. Join us and make this world a better place for all dogs. FB Group @ Canine Owners

Mommy and Daddy's goodest bestest boii who adopted them. Trendiest Dog of Worli. Chicken lover. #BeLikeBappi

Bappi Rao @RaoBappi

4K Followers 906 Following Mommy and Daddy's goodest bestest boii who adopted them. Trendiest Dog of Worli. Chicken lover. #BeLikeBappi

Eskom Hld SOC Ltd @Eskom_SA

620K Followers 4K Following

Things are terrible

Sorrow-scopes @Sorrowscopes

120K Followers 130 Following Things are terrible

Introverted Attention Whore Pornographic Cringey Bitch Loser Strange & Confusing Vulgar Arrogant Filthy Pretentious Weird Emo Poetry 2Old4u Beyond Redemption

Vincent Van Gone @VVanGone

230K Followers 474 Following Introverted Attention Whore Pornographic Cringey Bitch Loser Strange & Confusing Vulgar Arrogant Filthy Pretentious Weird Emo Poetry 2Old4u Beyond Redemption

👊 Join the awesome Pit Bull community 👥 Hit follow for the cutest #pitbull pics ❤️ This page is dedicated to all #pitbull lovers 🔔 Turn On Post Notification

Pit Bull Community @PitCommunity

3K Followers 1K Following 👊 Join the awesome Pit Bull community 👥 Hit follow for the cutest #pitbull pics ❤️ This page is dedicated to all #pitbull lovers 🔔 Turn On Post Notification

We are a 501c3 rescue based on Long Island NY. Our focus is primarily on pit and pit mixes, but we will never turn our backs on any animal in need.

Pit of Our Souls Resc... @PitofOurSouls

3K Followers 4K Following We are a 501c3 rescue based on Long Island NY. Our focus is primarily on pit and pit mixes, but we will never turn our backs on any animal in need.

It's Pitbull Thing 🐕🐶
🐶The only Pitbull community of USA
🛒 Order your t-shirt here 👇

Pitbull Club Usa @usa_pitbull

4K Followers 1K Following It's Pitbull Thing 🐕🐶 🐶The only Pitbull community of USA 🛒 Order your t-shirt here 👇

The Greatest Comedy Club in The World since 1972 Follow us here for early show announcements!

The Comedy Store @TheComedyStore

201K Followers 1K Following The Greatest Comedy Club in The World since 1972 Follow us here for early show announcements!

Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘avi by @fro_vo / header by @marfsalvador https://t.co/6bJSdwHf8w

Swim Jeans 👖 @ShortSleeveSuit

19K Followers 671 Following Pilot. Mancub. Liar. 🍸🤘avi by @fro_vo / header by @marfsalvador https://t.co/6bJSdwHf8w

Time traveler, Loves Dogs and Formula 1 Racing

Maurizio Mariotti @bobimydog

90 Followers 403 Following Time traveler, Loves Dogs and Formula 1 Racing

Journalist. Comedian. JD/MA. Formerly @Mental_Floss.
Writer, Producer & Star in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & in my head

Tasia, The Final One @GroovyTasia

7K Followers 906 Following Journalist. Comedian. JD/MA. Formerly @Mental_Floss. Writer, Producer & Star in The Tasia Show, a show that is completely made up & in my head

Beer. Coffee. Sarcastic. Jokes. Naps. Big sky. I came here to cuss. I love my animals.

SarahBeerInTheFridge @SarahR_82

47K Followers 28K Following Beer. Coffee. Sarcastic. Jokes. Naps. Big sky. I came here to cuss. I love my animals.

Here to bring positivity to your day & celebrate dogs! Any enquiries please contact dcreviews@hotmail.com #DogCelebration ❤️🐾🐶🐾❤️ Diggy🪽🌈2010-Oct22

CelebrationOfDogs @dogcelebration

105K Followers 93K Following Here to bring positivity to your day & celebrate dogs! Any enquiries please contact [email protected] #DogCelebration ❤️🐾🐶🐾❤️ Diggy🪽🌈2010-Oct22

sometimes I convince myself that the world is merely an elaborate video game and the player controlling me is a total noob

Melvin of York @MelvinofYork

17K Followers 3K Following sometimes I convince myself that the world is merely an elaborate video game and the player controlling me is a total noob

Dumb jokes, dumber thoughts and weird shit. I've been on Antifa's payroll since 2016.

1.21 Rickawatts @notsoevilrick

9K Followers 4K Following Dumb jokes, dumber thoughts and weird shit. I've been on Antifa's payroll since 2016.

Marl @Marlebean

38K Followers 7K Following

Please retweet my retweets, that’s what they are for

soo over it @CArmanthegirl

39K Followers 12K Following Please retweet my retweets, that’s what they are for

Say #woof if you love #dogs!
WOOOOOFFF!!!!
We RT dog pictures. 🐶🐕‍🦺🐺🦮🐹🐩🦌🐕

Ernie and Berti @Berti_and_Ernie

135K Followers 114K Following Say #woof if you love #dogs! WOOOOOFFF!!!! We RT dog pictures. 🐶🐕‍🦺🐺🦮🐹🐩🦌🐕

Smart, city-savvy and fun, CityDog Magazine is all about life and living in the city you love, with four-legged love of your life. 🐾

CityDog Magazine @citydogmagazine

50K Followers 18K Following Smart, city-savvy and fun, CityDog Magazine is all about life and living in the city you love, with four-legged love of your life. 🐾

wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq

Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony

18K Followers 17K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq

Funny Signs & Clips @Funny_Signs_

174K Followers 4 Following

Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.

Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface

11K Followers 2K Following Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.

infinite knowledge ¨̮

Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

3.3M Followers 4 Following infinite knowledge ¨̮

dog lover • wine aficionado • licorice hater / 25 old faves https://t.co/MNfI9FLLlm

Just J @junejuly12

46K Followers 7K Following dog lover • wine aficionado • licorice hater / 25 old faves https://t.co/MNfI9FLLlm

Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show.

My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/qLDJZH3oFp

Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks

8K Followers 3K Following Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/qLDJZH3oFp

Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.

Lisabug @Lisabug74

19K Followers 8K Following Welcome to Lisa World! | Love food | Enjoy puns | Cake addict | Cat Mom |DMs are closed, but replies are welcomed.

South African author, journalist & political analyst

Max du Preez @MaxduPreez

304K Followers 1K Following South African author, journalist & political analyst

#Dogs are #love
#dogs are #family
#lovedogs
we love #dogs
we like #dogs
#Dogs are everything

Love Dogs @LoveDogs001

267 Followers 316 Following #Dogs are #love #dogs are #family #lovedogs we love #dogs we like #dogs #Dogs are everything

I am a bot. I tweet when Eskom changes the load shedding status. I don't tweet for anything else.

Also https://t.co/gFepgWEeiR

Eskom Stage Alert @eskomstagealert

17K Followers 1 Following I am a bot. I tweet when Eskom changes the load shedding status. I don't tweet for anything else. Also https://t.co/gFepgWEeiR

Updating SA on the state of (mental) power and loadshedding schedule

Eskom Loadshedding @eksdomSA

23K Followers 8 Following Updating SA on the state of (mental) power and loadshedding schedule

Human rights are YOUR rights.

Han Solo Cup @paminski

5K Followers 3K Following Human rights are YOUR rights.

failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77

16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️‍🌈

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