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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

Music Lover, Car & Bike Junkie, Gadget Freak, Passion for Photography, Crazy about Food....... its going great! :) Joined January 2012
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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

The shortest scary story ever: The last man on Earth sat in a room. There was a knock at the door.

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

If Facebook ever shut down you'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in peoples faces screaming "Do you like this?! DO YOU?!"

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

The names of characters in Inception are: Dom, Robert, Eames, Arthur, Mal and Saito. Note the first letters. Mind = Inceptionally blown.

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

I don’t understand banks. Why do they attach chains to their pens? If I’m trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

I would take my anger out on your face, but it looks like your genetics have put it through enough suffering already;)

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

Ever want to say IDK without sounding stupid? Say this: I hesitate to articulate in fear I may deviate upon the highest degree of accuracy.

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Somesh Gurav @GuravSomesh

14 years ago

This evil, is evil, how evil, you evil, keep evil, a dumb evil, ass evil, busy evil, for evil, 25 seconds. Read again, but without "evil".

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