Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

Now try to keep up with my mind-numbing genius 🐔💡✨ Father of @diode_dude and @ASTR0BOYD Duckburg, Calisota Joined March 2016

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

5 years ago

I might as well start posting again here. A lot has happened since the last time I touched this account.

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The Pep vending machine in the Money Bin is testing my patience yet again. All I ask of it is sustenance in the form of a carbonated beverage and what do I get? My money taken and nothing in return! I guess I’ll either walk to Starducks or suffer another awful headache.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

I HAVE A STATEMENT TO MAKE: I SAID ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS. EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN THESE IMAGES IS A LIE. I’VE BEEN PUBLICLY DEFAMED AND I DEMAND JUSTICE.

⚡Gandra Dee⚡ @Deepunkscience

6 years ago

I HAVE A STATEMENT TO MAKE: I SAID ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS. EVERYTHING YOU SEE IN THESE IMAGES IS A LIE. I’VE BEEN PUBLICLY DEFAMED AND I DEMAND JUSTICE.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

I have to change my identity again.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

I apologize for abandoning this account. Maybe I will be more active in the future. Maybe not. We will all just have to see.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

Pardon my absence. I’m busy. Ask no more.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

Please read this. I've known Beaks is a sham for several years now. Of course, I've held my tongue in fear of backlash but now that he's come under fire, I might share my experiences in the near future. Although I never worked for him, we have history and it's not good.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

Sometimes I wonder why I'm chosen by the otherworldly forces of the universe to remain on this planet. Is it merely so whatever greater beings who pull the strings of reality can torture my soul until I ultimately break? ... Yes, the Pep got stuck in the machine again.

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

// updated my carrd for gyro!

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Gyro Gearloose @GyroIsRobot

6 years ago

Every time I log on, a certain...individual who will remain unnamed is having some sort of emotional turmoil over his “relationship” and it’s honestly a little tiring. This is why I don’t frequent the dating scene and probably won’t in the foreseeable future.