Haskell CEO @HaskellCEO
CEO of a Haskell company. #trust #leadership #applicative Joined February 2015-
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Absolutely gobsmacked you think these software "engineers" can identify the algorithms that were used when they can't even explain what a monad is.
Absolutely gobsmacked you think these software "engineers" can identify the algorithms that were used when they can't even explain what a monad is.
Please don't make your life harder than it needs to be: you can be a Marxist or you can write backend services in Node. Not both. Please.
Years ago, at a corporate leadership summit, I warned that the obsession with gaining functions would threaten humans globally. My purist programmers disagreed. Two years into the pandemic, I'm sorry to say that I have been vindicated. #BanGainOfFunctions
Things you can do on your iPhone while flying first class: tweet about the evils of capitalism.
Change nothing and just swap out the labels. It's that easy. #stonks
Preparing a few slides for a talk I am delivering to Engineering. I am trying my best to bring this to their level.
Kind of like how my programmers start talking about "mo nads" during our meetings without warning. I swear they have the humor of five year olds.
You heard it here folks, it's time to build! TL;DR there's things we want, why hasn't someone built them?! Andreessen is as tone-deaf as his head is cone-shaped.
You heard it here folks, it's time to build! TL;DR there's things we want, why hasn't someone built them?! Andreessen is as tone-deaf as his head is cone-shaped.
Five years later and nothing has changed.
Cobol programmers emerging from retirement to answer the call. 🎖️
"I have to admit it, I laughed at Cobol for many years. I'm not laughing now." - Chris Bryans, unemployed
That was from a later, patched version. The source I've provided is from 1.3.37-beta-biden.2
That was from a later, patched version. The source I've provided is from 1.3.37-beta-biden.2
I have obtained portions of the source code that powers presidential candidate Joseph Biden's brain. I will be releasing snippets as they are approved by compliance.
Randomly respond to questions on Hacker News with "I use org mode" to earn karma.
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