Dirk Strider @HaughtyRobotics
I'm too fucking cool for this. [CW: Dark/Mature themes, NSFW] Joined May 2015-
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Filthy hipster shit, I tell you. Not even ironoc hipster shit.
||I can't believe Dirk left the coffee on the wall to stain what an ASSHOLE
||Hal: These are my humans. They are small and squishy and I'm gonna smooch. 😍
>You're slower to fall asleep, and you're not as loud as Jake.
>Jake is drooling on you, but you don't mind at all.
>There's the good shit. Settle back down with a soft purr and pat the arm in your hair gently.
>Lean over Jake and press a kiss to Hal's lips. >Accidentally elbow Jake in the chest in the process.
>Use Jake's shoulder as a pillow, and put your hand on one of Hal's tentacles. >It's almost like nothing's changed.
I don't remember. I assume so, though. >Slide between the sheets and peel off your shirt.
>Drag Hal and Jake to your room. How about we all try to sleep in here tonight.
>You get off of the couch and wrap an arm around Hal's and Jake's neck respectively. I love you guys.
>You meet Hal's eyes and smile awkwardly. Glad to have everybody back.
| They havent spoken in months and the first thing they do is dab
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