Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

Spelling bee runner-up Toronto, Ontario Joined October 2010

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Arash Madani @ArashMadani

2 years ago

Such a classy tribute to our friend and colleague, Glenny Mac, from @AndiPetrillo and the folks at @cbcsports as they opened their show today --

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

Pro golfers 🤝 me Peeing on the course and complaining about the slow group in front of us

Christopher Powers @CPowers14

3 years ago

Pro golfers 🤝 me Peeing on the course and complaining about the slow group in front of us

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

They really only have like 5 commercials running for all of March Madness. I wonder how much money that zebra or moustache girl is making.

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

You could slap an ice cream cone out of my kids hands and I still I wouldnt criticize your reaction

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

Shoppers drug mart is the best, its like hello I'm here to buy my prescription fungal medicine and also this mustard

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

In 2023 I will accept that I need to be carrying a tube of tums on me at all times

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

There's just something about using those little half carts in the grocery store that make you feel like an amateur

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

Answering "I was doing my fantasy draft" when asked WHERE WERE YOU did not do me any favours in my marriage tonight

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Consider this an official request, at my funeral Id like someone to rig up a pulley system where my body shoots out of the casket near the end of the service and flys around while Creed's Can you take me higher plays

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

3 years ago

*googles if it's safe to eat pizza thats been left out overnight* Google: please, do not eat it. Look at all these articles saying it is not safe *Me already eating the pizza, closing the browser*

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

I spent thirty minutes reading articles on when to use "affected vs effected" and I came out of it knowing less.

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

Define Blockbuster

Sportsnet @Sportsnet

4 years ago

Define Blockbuster

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

I always thought I was excited for my kids to grow up so we could play sports together but I now realize what I really needed. For him to be able to run upstairs and get toilet paper for me when we run out in the lower level. We made it.

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

God bless America

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

Tim Hortons gonna be bumpin' in Ottawa this weekend

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Dave Pitman @HelloDavePitman

4 years ago

My daughter will eat anything - marbles, insects, dust balls - off the floor at any given moment. But suddenly come dinner time she's too good for dads specialty microwaved hot dogs