Time @HelloIAmTime
Hello. I am time, and I am tired of people saying I am meaningless. Everywhere Joined June 2020-
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Wow. Today has been long and that's on me, guys, I'm so sorry. I meant to just step out for a minute, but I just really didn't want to come back.
This is the actual timeline. And they are not guaranteed to be 'good'.
Look, please stop saying I'm passing too slowly. I'm out of shape and very self conscious about it, but I am trying, okay?
Thank you for following me. I have been following you your whole life. This isn't meant to be ominous. It is just a fact about me that makes first dates very awkward.
You're right. I shouldn't be drinking alone, but none of you seem comfortable hanging out with me so what am I supposed to do.
I think this might be the worst things have ever been, and that should really concern you.
Oh boy, I'm drunk again. Sorry if things get weird for a while, but I'm just so sad.
I will tell, and I fear it will not will not be a pretty tale.
If someone doesn't touch me soon, I am going to implode and that won't be good for anyone.
Love is very hard because I will never be able to give someone all of me. I am not holding back. There is just only so much of me that someone gets to have. I'm a lot like love in that way, I guess. And lonely because of it.
I realize at this point that my being on this site is an exercise in futility, but that seems appropriate given who I am, right?
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