i am often surprised by the number of men and women who blatantly admit they have a crush on me.

@HellsAbsolution Competition? Time to cause problems.

@HellsAbsolution Really? You don't think people would have a crush on you?

“We have tacitly abandoned certain public spaces to the most disordered and depraved among us because enforcing the law feels mean and makes us uncomfortable,” writes @katrosenfield.