Hildini @Hildalgo87

A psychopath is better than no path at all. Joined June 2014

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

I just realized what it really means to work with both your biological and "adopted" brothers... #brosbeforehoes #brostressinmeout

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

At a rap show on a Monday night and this guy legit just plugged us for his cousin in prison! @Mandilynn10 free em all!

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

I honestly cannot recall the last time I've taken a hot shower. #matrix #whatdayisit

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

Becoming friends with my ex's ex has to be one of the coolest things that's happened to me... #whowouldhavethought #girlpower #chicksbeforedicks

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

Well, my boyfriend shook my ex boyfriends hand tonight. Thus ending my 9 hour closing shift. #awkwardturtle

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

6 years ago

Please support my GoFundMe campaign: gofundme.com/1n6a8f21hc?utm… @gofundme

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

"I prefer mashed potatoes for birthday parties." The logic of a 7 year old. #lovecarbstookid

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

Just hoping my boyfriend can last longer than Rey Mysterio tonight... #WrestleMania #619

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

I need emotional support from people with emotional support animals.

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

Every Minnesotan watching the finale of #TWD is like "fuck y'all pussies with this snowstorm" #trulyhard #midwest #TalkingDead

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I've been having consecutive days of peculiar and unfortunate incidents happening to me. While sitting in my car reflecting on what I could have done wrong... a fucking bird flies into my window and gets stuck. Inside. With me. #cursed #doomed

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

Watching Hoarders reminds me that we are all just one fucking tragedy away from a TLC primetime special.

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What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts

7 years ago

If a female octopus is hungry and doesn't want to mate, but the male tries to, she'll let him insert his mating arm, and begin the process before inching closer to him... then she'll strangle him, kill him, and feast on his corpse in her den for a few days.

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

Tyler Labine's character on New Amsterdam is one of the most likable fucking things that exists. #NewAmsterdam #DrIggy

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Hildini @Hildalgo87

7 years ago

Just want to give a huge shout out to my legs! Kinda forgot what a 15 hour day feels like and y'all didn't buckle once. Mad props. #restaurantlife #serverlife