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drake really sat in the studio for 24 hours just to say "if im a liar... why arent my pants on fire?"
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Oh my god. Drake's response was to actually make a song about he doesn't diddle kids. "The Heart Part 6" is literally the It's Always Sunny scene.
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get me whatever is fueling kendrick i need to write some emails
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"Meg (12) has seen too much. She plays the flute & has the chance to go to band camp at Arkansas University. Meg researched the camp & gave an oral presentation to her mom and me about why she feels she needs to go to this camp. But the fee is $150." We paid the fee!
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THE LATEST: “The Body Keeps The Score (But God Doesn’t) Sam Bush writes about longevity evangelists and aging with grace. buff.ly/4dur4RM
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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. got some sick rhymes about debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing
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Friday the 13th Part 2 came out this weekend in 1981 and just look at this pic and tell me that Baghead Jason isn't the scariest Jason.
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My daughter asked me if the tooth fairy would only give money for *her* teeth and I’m a little concerned
Holy City Sinner @HolyCitySinner
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