Hire Me SNL @HireMeSNL
posted every day from Dec. 17, 2011 to Dec. 17, 2012. they hired me on Sept. 10, 2012 twitter.com/BrandonEsWolf New York, NY Joined December 2011-
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#SNL Police in Alaska say that a 4 year old boy was shot in the leg when a handgun fell out of his mom’s holster and...
...fired. In the woman’s defense, will be a custody lawyer. #SNL
#SNL A Dutch man on his honeymoon in Sri Lanka survived a fall from a 4000 foot cliff called “World’s End,” after he stepped back...
...trying to take a picture of his wife and slipped. Make this his first marriage, but the second time he took the plunge. #SNL
#SNL A man in England is claiming that he has been surviving for the past 38 years eating only potato chips, fries, cheese, cola, and...
...chocolate cake. “Big deal,” said every American. #SNL
#SNL Scientists were surprised when they did a CT scan of a Buddha statue and discovered the mummified...
...remains of a monk inside of it. No wonder why Buddha’s fat. *beat* Guy can eat. #SNL
#SNL Fraternities at the University of Virginia are upset after national sorority leaders encouraged local sorority women to skip this...
...weekend’s frat parties to protect their safety and well being. Said UVA fraternity brothers upon hearing the news “Gay.” #SNL
#SNL A competition is being held in Oregon in which a dozen home brewers will make beer from recycled...
...sewage water. In other words, they’re making Miller Lite. #SNL
#SNL A new study of a 5000 year old mummified iceman has revealed it had more than 60 tattoos on its skin. Leading...
...scientists to believe the iceman worked as a barista. #SNL
A new report shows that half of the dogs and cats in the US are overweight. Which is such an adorable problem. #SNL
A new survey lists the kinkiest city in the country as Portland, Oregon. Narrowly beating Safe Word, Kentucky. #SNL
#SNL Facebook suffered a temporary outage this week that lasted for more than an hour, the longest outage in...
...the company’s history. And my God it felt good to be free! #SNL
#SNL Despite laws preventing unwanted robocalls, a new report estimates that one in four calls made to...
...landlines are phone solicitations. Which is terrible news if you're one of the four people who still own a landline. #SNL
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IKEA has announced that it is developing a chain of budget hotels in Europe. And you thought that futon was hard to put together.
@HireMeSNL Congratulations! Now the rest of the world can laugh with you!
Don't miss SNL: Weekend Update Thursday tonight at 8PM. With a name that long it HAS to be good!
We're live TWICE this week w/ "Weekend Update Thursday" AND @hitRECordJoe / @MumfordOfficial on Saturday! tinyurl.com/8dlg533 #SNL #Woo
congrats to @HireMeSNL for being uhh...hired by #SNL as a contributing writer. I knew him when...(@PSUComradio)
The first read thru of the new season starts soon. @SethMacFarlane is hosting. So many unresolved plot lines from last season's finale.
@HireMeSNL Congrats. You made me LOL at work today.
Last SNL repeat of the summer tomorrow night with the @jimmyfallon / @MichaelBuble show!! tinyurl.com/97ncfxn #Woo #LiveNextWeek
It's the last week to enter the SNL Ticket Lottery so send in those emails!! tinyurl.com/9emudju #GoodLuck #FingersCrossed
I don't watch the news. I learn all I need to about the world from @BrandonEsWolf and @HireMeSNL . May God have mercy on my soul....
UCB's @TheJoshPatten Hired as a Writer at 'SNL' splitsider.com/?p=19220
Congratulations to UCBTNY's @thejoshpatten, just hired as a writer for SNL!
#FF @HireMeSNL...Laughter is the best medicine! Make this dude look over his shoulder. Creep him out & follow this guy!
Someone told me to stop trying so hard. Great, now I need to work on that too.
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