The Dark Humorist @HisDarkHumor
Please enjoy my breath of wit through my wheezing. I'm probably not as cool as you think I am. Janet's Void Joined February 2011-
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This “strike 3” call just decided a playoff series & it’s not reviewable. Take a bow @MLB you’ve outdone yourself #SFGiants
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And with that final tweet I am taking a much needed break from this site. Bye y'all, don't burn anything down while I'm gone
And here we are one year and 18 showers into the lockdown
I smoke weed and am more clearheaded and motivated now in my 30's than I was sober in my 20's the fuck
I just heard a ball foul off a bat for the first time in months. I am at peace. #SFGSpring
I just bought some aluminum free deodorant which means I can finally dry myself off in the microwave like God intended
Well at least he can't tweet -- that'll show him... right ?
When even Abigail is sick of your screaming #TheBachelor #bachelorabc
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Me, on Love it or List it: I can't believe this is my same place Hillary: All I did was move your folded laundry off the couch and into the drawers Me: Wow you are a true talent -- but I'm going to list it
Soo .. Kansas City football team, when can we expect your name change? #SuperBowl
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I've been picturing a beaver when I hear woodchuck only to learn today it's actually a groundhog this whole fucking time ??
Wow Age of Ultron really moves quicker with new context and perspective, goes to show you shouldn't judge an AI by its vibranium cover
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This is bullshit. The Redditors aren't cheating, they're joining a party Wall Street insiders have been enjoying for years. Don't shut them down...maybe sue them for copyright infringement instead!! We've learned nothing from 2008. Love StewBeef
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