Hoagtastic @HoagML

Son, brother, husband, dad, @GonzagaU grad, accounting prof 🤓 #ZagUp Washington, USA Joined June 2011

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Andrew Kaczynski @KFILE

19 hours ago

Gross, but expected

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

2 hours ago

Nevermind if the killing is legal or not seems.... uhm.... bad.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar

11 hours ago

Nevermind if the killing is legal or not seems.... uhm.... bad.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

3 hours ago

We're gonna fall behind a team that was left for dead and rosters three of our tossed aside hitters. Yikes on a cracker.

Bob Nightengale @BNightengale

3 hours ago

We're gonna fall behind a team that was left for dead and rosters three of our tossed aside hitters. Yikes on a cracker.

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DHS will be repurposed: Department of Housing Supply and most of the nationalist freaks working there can build houses to house America's homeless. They can wear their masks while they do good for once in their ugly lives.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

3 hours ago

Likely not wrong.

Locked On Mariners @LO_Mariners

6 hours ago

Likely not wrong.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

3 hours ago

Impressive collapse. Nearly complete.

Céspedes Family BBQ @CespedesBBQ

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Impressive collapse. Nearly complete.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

3 hours ago

When I'm President, I'll rename it: Department of Defunded

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

3 hours ago

Mariners have a game in hand over the Rangers. If they lose that game in hand - which feels super likely right about now - they're tied with the Rangers for WC3. Somehow, this Mariners team owns the tiebreaker against Texas but yikes - we were up six games not long ago. Collapse.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

4 hours ago

To clear Dipoto's started goal of .540 winning percentage, the Mariners need to go 15-6 down the stretch. Do you see this team doing that? 😬

Daniel Kramer @DKramer_

5 hours ago

To clear Dipoto's started goal of .540 winning percentage, the Mariners need to go 15-6 down the stretch. Do you see this team doing that? 😬

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

4 hours ago

We've been running on three rims for a while

Bob Stelton @BobStelton

6 hours ago

We've been running on three rims for a while

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

5 hours ago

Lost 11 of 12 on the road. Not even really all that competitive in many of those losses.

Aaron Levine @AaronLevine_

5 hours ago

Lost 11 of 12 on the road. Not even really all that competitive in many of those losses.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

5 hours ago

Tonight's summary: Hitting: ❌️ Starting pitching: ✅️ Bullpen: ❌️ Defense: ❌️ Coaching: ❌️ Result: 4-1 loss Gotta fix it. Can't win sucking at this many elements of the game.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

5 hours ago

Mariners will for sure be in a playoffs spot for at least one more night. But, the cushion is officially gone. Starting tomorrow they could be looking up at someone in their WC3 position if they don't right the ship. This is real ugly.

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

6 hours ago

Mariners finish above .500 this season? Yes/No?

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Hoagtastic @HoagML

6 hours ago

Good news everyone: Mariners don't appear like they'll even be close to making/missing the playoffs this year. No, they seem destined to a full blown, disastrous collapse.

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6 hours ago

Key elements of winning baseball: (1) hitting and scoring runs (2) starting pitching (3) defense (4) bullpen (if needed; often is) (5) coaching/manager Mariners only have at most one of these elements working for them any given night lately. Explains why they stink out loud.