How To Get Fired @How2GetFired
Many people despise their jobs but can't quit because that would cost them all unemployment benefits. The solution is of course, getting fired! Joined June 2012-
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Always display positive attitudes towards the political struggles of the people.
When the office snitch joins the conversation, tell everyone out loud to 'watch what they're saying'.
Publically doubt the intelligence of your superiors.
Whenever there are negative rumors circulating at work post them on Wikipedia.
If you're tired at work, don't fight it, work with it: take a cubicle nap.
Don't let your superiors feel any power over you.
Make a drawing of your CEO with an enormous butt and write the words 'Downsizing' across it.
Make fun of coworkers who behave like obedient corporate robots.
Write anti-corporate pamphlets and post them up on the office bulletin board.
Use these words often and frequently at work: class warfare, class struggle, upper class, working-class, underclass, master class.
Question your CEO's future, mention his failures, his mistakes, all the wrongs that he has done in the past.
Talk about the importance of comradery between workers to the office snitch.
Ask your superiors why your company needs to spend millions on PR if it has nothing to hide.
The corporate suck up is a piece shit, let them and everyone else know they're a piece of shit.
Say this to your boss 'I wonder if the CEO ever gets bored of pretending to work'
Complain about your wages frequently and methodically.
Ask your boss if the corporation is a democratic institution.
Use your company computer to browse socialist sites and feeds.
At the office Christmas party, tell everyone that Christmas is a false, wasteful, consumerist holiday.
Spend your lunch having ideological debates with your superiors.
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