How 2 Laugh @How2Laugh
A Joke a day, its good for your heart. Joined March 2014-
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Alcohol should be served in Capri Sun pouches. When you can no longer get the straw in the hole, you've had enough. #jokes
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I really do follow back #teamfollobwack #TEAMFOLLOWBACK #FOLLOWBACK #FOLLOW
I just read an article about the dangers of drinking that scared the crap out of me. That's it. No more reading! #MondayMotivation
Whatever you do in life, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood...
Assassins are impressive. Its not the killing part that impresses me; its that they figured out a way to fit "ass" into the same word twice.
I shot my first Turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
Dentists make money off of people with bad teeth. Why should I trust the toothpaste they recommend? #foodforthought
I'm the kind of guy who stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb defuser. #relatable #followme
i will follow back #follobackforfolloback #follobackinstantly
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depress I cut myself... a piece of cake. #FolowBack #follobackinstantly
Accidentally pooped my pants in the elevator. I'm taking this shit to a whole new level. #comedy #oneliner #TheWalkingDead
Pretty sure Carl needs to either die or go rough. #Carl #TWDSeasonFinale #WalkingDead
I really needed rick to be badass again #TheWalkingDeadSeasonFinale
Boss:Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could quit doing your work Secretary: My lawyer.
Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"
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