Howtocollege @How2_college
For those trying to get through the College experience with a few laughs and some very helpful tips Joined November 2013-
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Trying to relax on a quiet Sunday with a little #jenkem
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Yeah, pretty much ready to head back to school now...
never fall asleep with adult swim on tv, your dreams will be quite horrific...
Before you complain about doing your research paper, imagine doing it without the internet
If you haven’t selected a major, don’t panic, unless you’ve been in college for 4 years and still are taking random basket-weaving classes.
Graduate and then start trying to find out about how to collect unemployment.
Get to know a professor. Sleep with him or her if you can. It's a lot easier than studying.
Alcohol and Friday go together like... Well... Alcohol and Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Saturday and Sunday
If u wake up naked in any place but a bedroom, and don't know why, it's probably time to take a break from the party scene
U can sleep when ur dead... or at least when finals are over
College is like a box of chocolates, open that shit up and no one has a clue of their favorite chocolate, or their favorite major
Senioritis in high school is nothing compared to Senioritis in college, it's like comparing getting All-State in HS to getting the Heisman
Tequila is enjoyable, if your ready to go through every emotion from extreme elation to absolute terror, to urinating in your sock drawer.
If u want some alone time and ur roommate might come back at any time, it's important to faptrap the door #faptrap
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