𝕋𝕨𝕠 𝕊𝕙𝕖𝕕𝕤 𝕁𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕠𝕟 @HowCamJokes

Political funnyman. I'm a one-issue voter and that issue is keeping Republicans from holding public office. Also tweet about: #UVa🏀 #Heat🏀 and ⚾️ @howcamjokes.bsky.social Joined January 2013

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13 minutes ago

Trump desperately wants a Nobel Peace Prize while the world desperately hopes to give him a Darwin Award.

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It is squarely on point with Trump’s maturity and character that it ever even occurred to him that his signature looks like a tuft of pubic hair.

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3 hours ago

I would trust Tor Eckman before I’d trust RFK to set health policy.

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6 hours ago

Tom Hanks was being honored by the military for his work depicting World War II when America fought fascists and the honorarium was canceled at the behest of an American fascist. There aren't enough chef's kisses.

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8 hours ago

Anyone thinking that the letter doesn’t “sound” like Trump is forgetting that this is the first time we’ve been exposed to how he communicates with a BFF.

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8 hours ago

To nobody’s surprise, Trump’s efforts to draw a sexy image somehow managed to look 15.

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8 hours ago

There’s a common misconception that he’s sleeping but what’s happening here is when he gets bored he closes his eyes and pictures 15-year old girls.

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8 hours ago

When you can't come up with a defense other than "our Jesus-like leader was a rat," your movement is cooked.

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10 hours ago

Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr. include Calling Dr. Love, Doctor My Eyes, Doctor Jimmy And Mister Jim, and Doctor Doctor Give Me The News I’ve Got A Bad Case Of Lovin’ You.

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13 hours ago

Is this one of the seven wars, or is it an eighth?

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13 hours ago

Is this one of the seven wars, or is it an eighth?

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13 hours ago

Remember when people told you they were MAGA because he was a champion of free speech and they deplored cancel culture? That was hilarious.

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15 hours ago

He’S gOoD fOr ThE jEwS.

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15 hours ago

My God, he’s really remade the government in his own moronic image hasn’t he. Even the writers of Idiocracy are thinking this would have been too out there.

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15 hours ago

Let me guess: Trump was a snitch for the commie FBI wasn't playing well in Wingutistan?

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Let me guess: Trump was a snitch for the commie FBI wasn't playing well in Wingutistan?

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a day ago

New HHS study reveals that gnawing on roadkill bear caucus cures polio.

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2 days ago

I just listened to the Florida surgeon general on CNN and now I have to mop up all the brain cells that flew out of my ears. If my kids were still school age, I would be moving out of here, no joke.

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2 days ago

It’s a tragedy that 13 people on a boat off the coast of Venezuela had to die a violent death because a pedophile president is all over the Epstein files.

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2 days ago

When I hear a regretful Trump voter say “he promised X but he’s doing Y” I can barely contain my laughter. If you actually believed anything he said, you deserve what you’re getting.

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2 days ago

Live video of Trump as an FBI informant.

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2 days ago

I love when a maga calls me a “libtard” because it’s the world’s worst comedy portmanteau. I also love that there’s not a maga in the world that knows what a portmanteau is.