Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained
A handbook for undercover aliens struggling to understand humans. Get your copy here: https://t.co/Wf04z3ujNr Lunar Observation Post Joined May 2018-
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You have to break a few eggs to make..."
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 137:
Can you break this sign's code?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can't have your cake and eat it..."
Assessing 'morning routines'. What should we add to our morning ritual to most accurately mimic human inefficiency? #AlienMorningMockery
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 240:
Can you share a more spirited take?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "You can catch more flies with honey than with..."
Which human should run for galactic president?
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 128:
Do you get the subtext here?
Aliens About Humans retweeted
Complete the proverb with something about humans: "When the going gets tough, the tough get..."
Investigating 'home gardening'. What plant should we attempt to care for only to document its inevitable demise at our hands? #AlienGardeningGoof
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 182:
Can you provide a more light-hearted breakdown?
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Complete the proverb with something about humans: "What doesn't kill you makes you..."
How can you make a human shut up about inflation?
Aliens About Humans - The Undercover Alien's Handbook on Successful Infiltration, Page 140:
Any wittier explanations for this?
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