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I go on Twitter a total of once every other month when I get an email saying @DeBenedettoMatt messaged me and end up spending 3 hours looking at trash Joined November 2012-
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Congrats to @mulaney on winning an Outstanding Writing for a Variety Special Emmy for Kid Gorgeous!
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I’m gonna say this is the second greatest day of my life to not look like a loser but I can’t think of any day that tops this
I’m gonna say this is the second greatest day of my life to not look like a loser but I can’t think of any day that tops this
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65, 75, Jackson 5 it don’t matter. People still hitting the 90s no matter what the limit is
65, 75, Jackson 5 it don’t matter. People still hitting the 90s no matter what the limit is
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During a race 95% of all runners believe that they hurt worse than the person running next to them. The other 5% have a chance to win.
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The only time that you should look back in life is to see how far you have came...life is about change & growth. Embrace it. #Message
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There are two types of runners on Sept 1. The ones did the job and the ones who wish they had. No hacks. No shortcuts. Pure, fair, simple.
There are two types of runners on Sept 1. The ones did the job and the ones who wish they had. No hacks. No shortcuts. Pure, fair, simple.
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If I were in prison, I wouldn’t ruin my spoon trying to tunnel out, because going without morning yogurt is its own prison.
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HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS
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If you haven't listened to the Hamilton Mixtape yet, I don't know what you've been doing with your life open.spotify.com/album/5AgsHUKF… @Lin_Manuel
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