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Se o telefone tocar, não sou eu, ok ? OK. / Quer cagar de rir ? Click em Seguir ! Joined October 2011
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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

SIGA @PiadinhasO ! INDICO E SIGO.

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

Nos Simpsons aquela piada "quem peidou está com a mão amarela" perde um pouco do sentido.

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

Admita, você já latiu pra um gato, pra ver se ele tinha medo.

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

Não choro pelo leite derramado, agora deixa cair uma garrafa de vodka no chão pra ver o que acontece.

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

Facebook: "O que você está pensando?". Twitter: "O que está acontecendo?". Orkut: "Onde foi todo mundo?"

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

Até o papel higiênico tem um rolo e você não.

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

DE RT E INDICO OS 10 PRIMEIROS !

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haha @Allan_Marques17

14 years ago

Quando for prometer, aprenda que existe pessoas acreditando em você.

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haha @Allan_Marques17

14 years ago

9 notícias que você deveria ter visto no ENEM - Não Salvo naosalvo.com.br/vc/9-noticias-… via @naosalvo

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haha @Allan_Marques17

14 years ago

Dilma canta System Of A Down naosalvo.com.br/vc/dilma-rouss… via @naosalvo

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Acre (?) @HumorDoAcre

14 years ago

''Uma em cada seis pessoas terá um derrame, alerta órgão europeu.'' - Ainda bem que eu sou o sétimo filho da minha mãe.

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