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Humorous Facts @HumorousFactss

13 years ago

I don't hate you is a simple way of saying I wana cut you head off and feed it to my dog:p

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13 years ago

I don't hate you hate but if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water I'd drink it instead ♬

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13 years ago

That awkward moment when someone tells you they love.

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13 years ago

We all hate it when we here those words WE ARE HAVING A FAMILY GATHERING ughh

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13 years ago

#weallusedtothink that if you don't sleep big ben was going to chase us.

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13 years ago

That awkward moment when your arguing with someone then you realize your wrong and continue.

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13 years ago

That embarrassing moment when you see someone you know so you pretend to be talking on the phone then your phone actually rings.

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13 years ago

Illuminati card game 9gag.com/gag/4964621?re… via @9GAG

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13 years ago

That embarrassing moment when your singing the wrong lyrics in a song in public out loud.

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13 years ago

You never grow up you only learn how to act in public.

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13 years ago

98% of girls age 5-20 would faint If Justin Bieber walked in the room. RT If you'd be the 2% to ask him to make you a sandwich

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13 years ago

"Do you realize how many calories are in that?" "Do you realize how many fucks I do not give?"

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13 years ago

Girl: "Dad, I am lesbian." Sister: "Me too dad." Dad: "Doesn't anyone like guys here!?" Son: "I do."

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13 years ago

FACT: Did you know It's impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian?

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13 years ago

Dad: "A bird told me you are doing drugs." Boy: "You're talking with birds and I'm the one doing drugs?"

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13 years ago

*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!

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13 years ago

What do you do with a sick boat? TAKE IT TO THE DOC

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13 years ago

What did one shark say to the other while eating a clownfish? ''This tastes funny''

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13 years ago

Q. What do you get when you cross a duck with cheese? A. Cheese and quackers.

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13 years ago

Q. Why did Cinderella get kicked off the baseball team? A. Because she ran away from the ball

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