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Humorteca @Humorteca

Quase morri envenenado, pensei que aquele vidro com um rótulo de caveira fosse bebida de pirata. Joined May 2014
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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

@ziamwtf FTTT

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Mulher Invisível trai o marido durante 10 anos e ele diz que nunca viu nada!

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Quem atira em Sucrilhos é Cereal Killer!

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Lembre-se: nunca dê ouvidos ao Mike Tyson!

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Você só é gordo porque sua mãe tomou muita Skol e você desceu redondo!

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Meu pai me bateu só porque eu estava usando uma mini-saia. Poxa pai, eu já sou um garoto de 15 anos!

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Humorteca @Humorteca

12 years ago

Derrubei um Yakult no chão. Foi um lactovacilo.

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