Humour Land @Humourland
The funniest account on Twitter. Laughing for 10 minutes adds 1 day to your life. Follow us and you'll live forever! Joined October 2012-
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I don’t like morning people... or mornings... or people.
It's always fun listening to someone's lie when you already know the truth.
Taking 30 minutes to shower, because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.
Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but you're on Twitter instead.
Every mother on earth gave birth to a child. Except my mother, she gave birth to a legend. High five mom.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Retweet if you did.
Watch this Vine 5 times and then try reading your timeline... vine.co/v/hlzBZOnBKwm
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Study tip: stand up. Stretch. Take a walk. Go to the airport. Get on a plane. Never return.
Do not touch MY iPhone. It's not an usPhone, it's not a wePhone, it's not an ourPhone, it's an iPhone.
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@Humourland Yeah that is horrible. Or you say bye and see each other a couple of minutes later. #ThatAwkwardMoment
Follow @Humourland for the best jokes on twitter! MUST FOLLOW!
@Humourland Yes!! I remember this. Brings back some memories. So cool this pic 😊
You think having periods is hard? Try losing a game by conceding a last minute goal on FIFA!
@Humourland I haven't heard of you guy(s) for a while. 24 hours is long enough lol.
@Humourland who ever you are whatever you twit is based on my sh*t. For real...
@Humourland This actually has the potential to become a murder scene lol.
@Humourland she was ruined by a guy with a massive cock called wan hung lo.
Everyone follow >>>@rioferby5<<< a Rio Ferdinand parody account full of banter, original images and tweets!
@Humourland only £1.99 for some Welsh Lady Ass Fudge...
Bad news for Stoke fans that the FA have confirmed that Michael Owen will not face a ban for his punch on Arteta.
@Humourland or that awkward moment when you text something long and interesting and they reply "OK"
@Humourland Lol. In the previous tweet I was smart on this one I'm a dumbass lol.
@Humourland if that was the case. I would have lost a couple of stones by now.
BREAKING: Theo Walcott has been seen looking for a new club. (@mrkennysenior)
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