Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

I wish all technology had the awful little sound box that wii remotes had in them. Imagine your microwave yelling out 👺🔊 “ɪᴛ’ꜱ ꜱʜᴏᴡᴛɪᴍᴇ!” and vibrating

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

Sensational is by far the hardest dropped album of all time. It is nothing but absolute bangers and it's always worth a listen. You make albums so I can make memories. @yunggravy

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

When I ask for the date 99% of the time I want to know what day of the month it is. I know what day of the week it is.

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. @ElsieKFisher

4 years ago

naming your kid max but spelling it macks

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

Get on the game for a couple minutes, get mad, look through social media, get tired, nobody texts you, you lay there looking at the ceiling. Life is lonely yet the one I live.

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

Hey @Skittles are sour Skittles made harder or is that because they are old. I don't think I've ever seen a pack of sour Skittles that didn't crunch lmao

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Timmeh @timhansenYT

4 years ago

damn you unskippable mario cutscenes 😾

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

Kinda wanna throw @rickyberwick in a pool to see what happens

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smileyhead 🦌🐇🍃 over @smileyhead.bluesky.social @smileyhead1500

4 years ago

@CrabsAndScience I wonder what it's like being a disability advocate. Going around, chopping people's legs off because wheelchairs are cool?

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Dakota lee @Hunting_Avocado

4 years ago

I hate being fat man like I mess up and stick stuff up under my stomach while I'm sitting down and then I can't find it and I go to stand up to look for it and that shit falls on the floor☠️☠️

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Yung Gravy 🥧 @yunggravy

4 years ago

onlyfans is gone back to club penguin

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People don't give a fuck about u like when they find somebody that they think is going to make them happier as a friend or a spouse they'll leave for them thinking they have something better but then when that thing doesn't work out they want you back but you showed who you are.