Jess @HurdyGurdyNFab
crispy cauliflower Joined February 2021-
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grating cheese is so fun until it starts getting scary
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Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.
In 2024 i’ve learned y’all need to stop cutting your food with scissors fr
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honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny
I do not wanna watch a white man play acoustic guitar it just ain’t right
When I have cash in my wallet, baby, that’s monopoly money 💰
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*second. Shoutout @ifchukars
The textual opportunity missed here gives me unspeakable pain
The textual opportunity missed here gives me unspeakable pain
I’m sorry I’m not a baby whale. Would that I could be a baby whale.
The most annoying person you’ve ever met is wearing a sun hat and matching athleisure set, loudly facetiming at Burbank airport.
Your highest calling as a woman is to absolutely house a party-sized bag of snack factory everything pretzel crisps
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hot milk, like a baby 6/29/54
Maybe you don’t have autism maybe you’re just a lil weirdo
So so so few people look even remotely good in bucket hats, and you are more than likely not one of them
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no one: corporations june 1:
I’m actually incredibly cool and funny and hot and I’ve never done anything wrong in my entire goddamn life
I like when a man identifies himself as a “meat and potatoes” guy, because then i know who is made of food and who is a real boy
Walking down the aisle with an asparagus bouquet and crown of garlic atop mine head
International Women’s Month falls directly in the midst of tax season and that’s patriarchy, sluts
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