John Sullivan @Huskerjs

Trophy Club, TX Joined August 2009

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John Sullivan @Huskerjs

a year ago

Before tonight’s game, I’d like to congratulate the @celtics for a truly historic season. 79-24 is really impressive! @dallasmavs @townbrad

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Awesome time at the @dallasmavs game today! Thanks Hayley Jones! We are lucky to have the best Account rep in the Mavs organization! Most of the family attended an NBA game for the first time & everything exceeded their expectations - even if the Mavs lost! #mffl @mcuban

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4 years ago

6 yo was talking about kids at school using bad words. He said some even use the J-word. Wife: “What’s the J-word?” Him: “Jomama”

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4 years ago

Me to 6 yo: “Boys night tonight! What do you want for dinner?” 6 yo: “McDonald’s” Me: “Not your favorite, Chick-Fil-A?” 6 yo: “No. We go to Chick-Fil-A a lot, but we’ve only gone to McDonald’s like maybe 37 times.”

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4 years ago

6 yo: “Dinosaurs are from a really long time ago, like a billion years.” Me: “You’re right.” Him: “You know robots are also from a long time ago.” Me: “Really?” Him: “Yeah. They made them in the 90s.”

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4 years ago

6 yo’s soccer beat a team 7-1. They beat the same team 9-1 earlier in the season. Him: “Their defense was better, but scoring? Uh…No.”

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4 years ago

6 yo: “What’s that girl’s name that sings for us?” Wife: “Which girl?” 6 yo: (pointing) “That one over there.” 10 yo: “Do you mean the Alexa?”

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4 years ago

10 yo: “I’m not tall enough to spike a volleyball.” 6 yo: “You would be tall enough if you were taller.”

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4 years ago

Random question from 6 yo: “Dad, were you born in Chinese?”

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4 years ago

5 yo: “What’s Twitter?” 10 yo: “It’s like old people Tik Tok”

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4 years ago

At our church, they introduced the Principal of the partner school, and her name was Karen. 10 year old: “I would not want to go to that school!!!”

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4 years ago

9 yo to wife: “Mom, have you ever met a nice Karen?”

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4 years ago

Saw some people getting married on the beach today. I dared 9 yo to yell “Don’t do it!” She wouldn’t do that, but she did yell “Baba Booey”; proud Father’s Day moment. @robertAbooey

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4 years ago

9 yo meets a new girl at a Day Camp. She introduces me. Me: “Nice to meet you.” New girl: “Me & Her want to be best friends. Would you want to meet my Dad?” Me: “Just because you want to be best friends doesn’t mean I need one.”

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4 years ago

5 yo was playing a zombie video game and asked what a zombie actually is. Wife: “A person that died and came back from the dead.” 5 yo: “Wait. So Jesus was a zombie?” Ummm...any suggestions on how to answer this one, @Fr_Flynn?

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4 years ago

Wife: “I can’t get this email to send. It says my email account is out of storage.” Me: “Well, you have 93,475 emails in your inbox.” Her: “Is that a problem?”

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5 years ago

5 yo: “Dad, when we go to the Alamo, I’m going to bring my sword to protect Texas!!” Me: “Pretty sure they don’t let you bring swords to the Alamo.” Him: “What?!? But they fought!?!” Me: “But they don’t fight there anymore.” Him: “What?!? Then why are we going?”