Israel Defense Forces Sperm Retrieval (Parody) @IDFSpermUnit
The military sperm retrieval unit operating 24/7 to protect and preserve the strong seed of our fallen soldiers 💦🫡 (Parody account) Joined November 2023-
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This is no laughing matter… incidents like these comprise a huge part of our field retrieval missions.
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This is actually a training demo for our unit to show how we begin retrieval operations in the field. Unfortunately, we do have to pump our soldiers full of the best drugs American taxpayer money can buy to make it bearable working 24/7 in our soldiers’… terror tunnels.
This is actually a training demo for our unit to show how we begin retrieval operations in the field. Unfortunately, we do have to pump our soldiers full of the best drugs American taxpayer money can buy to make it bearable working 24/7 in our soldiers’… terror tunnels.
Our unit is toast without the $250M in sperm retrieval cattle prods we were promised.
Our unit is toast without the $250M in sperm retrieval cattle prods we were promised.
Another brave patriot that had to be juiced… 😔💦
This soldier & Kissinger were among our most difficult extraction operations, but we are proud to announce our success in the field despite all odds.
This soldier & Kissinger were among our most difficult extraction operations, but we are proud to announce our success in the field despite all odds.
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