soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

I'm trying to start a Ja Rule cover band. Joined March 2009

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The Retro Reminiscer @RetroReminiscer

2 years ago

THE STRANGERS (2008) dir. Bryan Bertino.

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

the whole season is mid-season when you're the seattle mariners

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

i do NOT have the energy to learn a single thing about rfkjr. i simply will not do it

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

mushrooms are good and neat more people should partake imo

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Rio @RioTheAutomator

2 years ago

do NOT talk to me until i've had my morning 1995 studio album "Post" by Icelandic singer Björk

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

i never move faster than when i accidentally open facebook and that immediatr feeling of dread hits and go to close it

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

we all think melanie lynskey is a babe right

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

chris christie has form announced his bid for pres president

Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez

2 years ago

chris christie has form announced his bid for pres president

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

i jump rope now it's over for you fucks

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2 years ago

love when shitty narcissists out themselves publicly by pretending their unmitigated homophobia is compassion

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Goon Mommy Alison @AmericanHussy

2 years ago

You've just ordered Pizza Hut and a 2L Mountain Dew. You've loaded up Diablo on your PC. No school tomorrow. Your parents don't care if you stay up all night long. A perfect Summer night. You are 39 years old. The year is 2023.

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

this is utterly dogshit you absolute weirdo. nobody wants this. it's gross. im convinced rotting is not a last name but more the state of your brain.

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2 years ago

crying in the club

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ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude

2 years ago

Hate when I'm 12 beers deep going 300mph on I-95 and a medieval spiked wrecking ball spawns in the middle of the highway and absolutely nukes my shit straight to hell. This happens all the time

X Detective K ☕️ @kdhanjal12

2 years ago

Hate when I'm 12 beers deep going 300mph on I-95 and a medieval spiked wrecking ball spawns in the middle of the highway and absolutely nukes my shit straight to hell. This happens all the time

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

long winded way of saying "im a dork im a giant dork virgin that is forever disappointing my parents" but everyone has their own writing style

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¡BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL! @edsbs

2 years ago

almost done

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soft pretzel enthusiast @INTERNETRIO

2 years ago

does this fucking dork think the blade runner future is desirable? does he think that we were supposed to see that dark, bleak, miserable world and say "i want to go to there"?

Max Yamp @maxyamp

2 years ago

does this fucking dork think the blade runner future is desirable? does he think that we were supposed to see that dark, bleak, miserable world and say "i want to go to there"?