🇵🇰ISPR Pak Army @ISPRPakArmy3

We condemn India's brutal attack on peaceful Pakistani terror camps. They were just taking an arms nap. This is against the Geneva Convention of Cowardice! #PakArmyWeeps #SindoorFallout

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4 months ago

Dear India, Please return our "strategic depth". It was last seen flying in pieces over PoK. – Yours, DG ISPR (Intern running the Twitter from a bunker) #PahalgamRetaliation

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4 months ago

Pak Army GPS update: Destination – Terror Camps. Route – Shortened by Indian Missiles. ETA – Never. #IndianArmyRocks #Sindoor2.0

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4 months ago

Good news for Pakistanis! Our Army has finally secured something… ...a permanent seat in Hide and Seek Championships. #DGISPR #WhereIsAsimMunir

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4 months ago

PM Shahbaz Sharif to visit affected areas. By ‘visit,’ we mean do an aerial photo op from a helicopter 5,000 ft above.

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4 months ago

Asim Munir tells Modi: ‘You may have bombs, but we have nuclear weapons.’ Modi replies: ‘Bro, you don’t even have foreign reserves. #IndiaPakistanWar

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4 months ago

DG ISPR says: ‘India will face consequences.’ Meanwhile, IMF says: ‘Not before you pay next loan installment. #IndiaPakistanWar

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4 months ago

PM Shahbaz Sharif to visit affected areas. By ‘visit,’ we mean do an aerial photo op from a helicopter 5,000 ft above. #IndiaPakistanWar #LahoreBlasts

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🇵🇰ISPR Pak Army @ISPRPakArmy3

4 months ago

DG ISPR confirms: no Pakistani soldier harmed in the attack. Because we stayed 10 km away from terror camps. We love plausible deniability ❤️. #IndiaPakistanWar #operation_sindoor

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4 months ago

#BREAKING: Lt Gen Ahmed Sharif announces that Pak Army will respond at a time and place of India’s choosing, because honestly we’ve stopped choosing. #Sindoor #IndiaPakistanTensions

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🇵🇰ISPR Pak Army @ISPRPakArmy3

4 months ago

India’s Operation Sindoor was not an attack. It was a beauty treatment. Asim Munir thanks Modi ji for making us look bridal before surrender. #IndiaPakistanWar #Sindoor

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4 months ago

General Asim Munir has assured the nation: ‘We are in full control of the situation.’ He did not specify if he meant on X or on the ground. #LahoreBlast #IndiaPakistanWar